Pickles by Brian Crane for January 31, 2013

Earl need to apply for a government study on garbage disposal care and repair. Sounds like he’d be a shoe in…

Makes me wonder how do the citizens of Bedrock fix their pig garbage disposals.

I keep mine sharp with ice cubes !Actually, I try not to use mine. I have strainers in my sinks, recycle and have a compost pile.

There goes the warranty!

Earl, it looks like you just made a “dieters fork”!

Earl could use Uri Geller to fix the fork.

I think you need a spoon.

Tines – learn a new word every day.

There is a wee red button underneath that is for reset.

Keep going, Earl. Every effort teaches us something new.

My dad used to do it with a broom handle. Snort!……Fork indeed!

O MG! I just read that….That’s not what I meant! < looks horrified >

I know what Opal can use the fork for. Stick it into Earl’s behind!

I just replaced mine. My house came with a 1/3 hp… Just installed a 3/4 hp. It goes like hell.

That’s what happens when you fork around all the tine.

I sure don’t know why Earl doesn’t use the hex tool that came with the disposal on the jam-release socket on the bottom of the motor… That works every time.

Hahahahahaha!

xxx

@Nabuquduriuzhur :

Just toss in a few packets of yeast every once in a while. Bacteria generates its own heat for the system to operate and that’s what keeps the snow gone and the grass green atop it.

@Fido3

Let’s not forget the average age of our commenters is less than 30 and what us guys installed waybackwhen is science fiction to them, so their comments about us geezers is moot. Sad….. just sad…

One thing that’s fixed right for you tonight, Earl…the couch.

The right tool for the right job.

Earl makes perfect sense.

That Earl is incorrigible!! Gotta love him!!