Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 01, 2013

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    el8  about 11 years ago

    SCUBA Messiah.

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    Linguist  about 11 years ago

    True Believers can interpret anything to match their faith.

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    Varnes  about 11 years ago

    Of course he’s the Massiah, I ought to know, I’ve followed a few…

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    Varnes  about 11 years ago

    But let’s see him walk under wine….Bet he’s got scratch marks on his shoulder from Pauly jumping to the dock just in time…..

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    pouncingtiger  about 11 years ago

    This reminds me of the Messiah following scenes from Monty Python’s Life of Brian.

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    solarrhino  about 11 years ago

    Thus “man-made global warming” became “man-made climate change”.

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    Varnes  about 11 years ago

    Bruno, OK, Now THAT’S funny….

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    Varnes  about 11 years ago

    I bet Wiley’s muse looks a lot like Pauly…

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    pcolli  about 11 years ago

    Because the streets needed cleaning.

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    njberman  about 11 years ago

    Not only do they rationalize whatever they ‘need’ too, but then they decide others need to be killed to prove their beliefs.

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    Fuzzy Thinker Premium Member about 11 years ago

    “… Some people are not driven by reality but by the will to believe…” Sounds like you need to do the same research with people that are opinionated to the point of prejudice against other groups.White Supremist view of Blacks and Liberals view of Conservatives.

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    roctor  about 11 years ago

    When your taught from a very young age that fantasy is reality.You must believe or very bad things will happen to you.This tradition carries on to the next generation without interspection.

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    gosfreikempe  about 11 years ago

    Is that the Judean People’s Front, or the People’s Front of Judea?

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    markjoseph125  about 11 years ago

    You are confusing faith with evidence. Common error, but one that needs to be overcome. Faith is believing things without evidence or in the face of contrary evidence.

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    puddleglum1066  about 11 years ago

    “Austerian” economists being the current example. So far, every prediction they’ve made (e.g., “running a deficit to stimulate the economy will cause runaway inflation”) has been proven wrong, and every prescription they’ve written (e.g., “austerity programs to stimulate the economy”) have made the patient worse, but their belief is stronger than ever. Shame the people in charge keep listening to these cultists.

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    markjoseph125  about 11 years ago

    “The only cure for fanaticism is the truth.”Apparently, Ken Ham has not gotten the message.

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    dabugger  about 11 years ago

    So blessed am da ignorant….Eddie gots his boots full of water…..

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    JimT8  about 11 years ago

    But did the enthusiasts pay his bar bill?

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    Reppr Premium Member about 11 years ago

    I was thinking of the locker civilization in Men in Black 2

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    pcolli  about 11 years ago

    Agreed.

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    BloomCo  about 11 years ago

    Eddie’s fans are the same people that fell for the global warming scam. No matter what happens they still believe.

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    BluePumpkin  about 11 years ago

    I’m going to pipe up here and point out that there’s a difference between religion, spirituality, and fanaticism – which I think this strip is more poking fun at fanaticism. Sometimes all these things get combined, but not always.

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    Vonne Anton  about 11 years ago

    (One more time into the breach, dear friends…)-The Bible defines “faith” this way: “Faith is the assured expectation of things hoped for; the evident demonstration of realities though not beheld.” (Hebrews 11:1)-Notice two phrases: “assured expectation” and “evident demonstration”. These phrases mean real faith has assurances and evidence to support it. If there is no evidence or assurances, this is called “gullibility.”-People who think faith is believing without evidence, or believing in unrealities, have never been shown the evidence or reality. Sad, really, because it is readily available. Religious people often hurt this cause by saying things like, “You just have to believe, or have faith.” No one just has to do that…everyone needs to know why they can believe or have faith.-Evidence is essential to faith.

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    locoboilerguy  about 11 years ago

    Flo should be happy this means Eddie paid his bar tab.

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    ramonesfan  about 11 years ago

    Christopher Hitchens is smiling, wherever he is. Now pass the collection plate.

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    phoenixnyc  about 11 years ago

    “Rationalization” was the fourth R when I was enduring Catholic school…

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    Rickapolis  about 11 years ago

    There is no cure of fanaticism – look at the NRA.

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    vwdualnomand  about 11 years ago

    religion ruins everything. they should not be tax exempt.

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    Dr Lou Premium Member about 11 years ago

    Eddie should just go ahead and pass the collection plate as he towels off….

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    ninety_nine_percent  about 11 years ago

    Very funny!

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    AndyUpNorth  about 11 years ago

    So Eddie first walked on water; then he was baptised. Sounds legit!

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    BluePumpkin  about 11 years ago

    Depends on your definition of “true believer” . . .

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    Vonne Anton  about 11 years ago

    What you are referring to is when God had Noah curse the sons of Ham, the Canaanites, declaring that they would be slaves of their brothers (Genesis 10:20 – 27). No mention is made here of race at all. It was the fundamentalist extremists who twisted this to mean blacks and served as a justification for the slavery of the 18th and 19th centuries. Actually, according to the Bible, blacks descended from the Cushites (also called Ethiopians), and Moses’ wife as well as other faithful ones were black.-As with most Bible-naysayers, you are mixing up what the Bible actually says and means with how it has been misapplied by others, including many religions. To see what the Bible says about racism, get your copy and look carefully at Acts 10:34, 35. God’s position is clearly stated.-Too, every “contradiction” I’ve seen has been reconciled internally with the contexts. So, please, go ahead and provide that list of contradictions, but only if you are ready to have each one addressed and (probably) resolved, then accept the inevitable need to change your viewpoint. (I suspect this last step is the one nobody really wants.)

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    Vonne Anton  about 11 years ago

    First, archaeology helps. Thousands of ancient manuscripts in the original tongues have been uncovered, getting us closer and closer to the original writings.-Second, only by being a serious student of language, culture, and the Bible itself.-Third, frankly we never will understand completely what God knows, nor probably what He ultimately has in mind. But, we can, at least, try very hard to understand what we can.-I liken it (inadequately) to Huckleberry Finn. Some libraries ban it from shelves due to one word or an uncomfortable idea. But, anyone who has read the complete work and knows the history that underpins it, is fine with it. They are able to compare one part with another and figure out what is meant. The Bible is similar.-It often explains itself. When it doesn’t, history does. When that fails…we are imperfect and need to be patient.

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    Call me Ishmael  about 11 years ago

    Or, for that matter, the countless miseries that beset us homo sapiens, “the slings and arrows of outrageous Fortune”. A Kurt Vonnegut quote: “If there’s a god, he sure must hate humans.”

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    Call me Ishmael  about 11 years ago

    You have “faith” in a scientifically proven fact. There was a time when your ilk would willingly have tossed a virgin into a volcano for a good harvest.

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    Call me Ishmael  about 11 years ago

    Carl Sagan:“Science is a candle in the darkness”.

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    Call me Ishmael  about 11 years ago

    If you CAN prove something that totally contradicts the premise that you’re holding although it can’t be proven, you’re simply WRONG.

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    Call me Ishmael  about 11 years ago

    we are intolerant of ignorance. You should be, too.

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    Call me Ishmael  about 11 years ago

    “For good people to do evil, that takes religion”.

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    markjoseph125  about 11 years ago

    Nice try; however, it is the Retaliban who is against education, especially science education, which is why they keep trying to replace it with creationism.

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    markjoseph125  about 11 years ago

    The vitamin C pseudogene proves the common descent of humans and apes. So does chromosome 2 of the human genome, demonstrably a fusion of two chromosomes in the chimpanzee genome.You, on the other hand, called me names; I am not impressed.

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    markjoseph125  about 11 years ago

    Bingo! By the way, Mr. Gaunt ;-) I haven’t mentioned to you yet how much I appreciate your input on the side of reason in these discussions. Thanks!

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    Caddy57  about 11 years ago

    OK I get the point…but doesn’t everyone walk or exist under water to some degree these days? I know I made a payment on my credit card today BUT I certainly did not pay it off!

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    Randy B Premium Member about 11 years ago

    That’s a Robert Heinlein quote from a 1953 story:“Man is not a rational animal, he is a rationalizing animal.”

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    K M  about 11 years ago

    Works for the statists running the federal gummint these days.

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    markjoseph125  about 11 years ago

    Agreed 100%. I was actually talking to a christian today, and mentioned that for people to cling to religion out of a need for psychological security, or to belong to a group—both good things—is not necessarily a negative thing. As Arthur C. Clarke said, “Perhaps it is better to be un-sane and happy, than sane and un-happy. But it is best of all to be sane and happy.” I went on to say to him that what I am against is (1) the attempt to replace science in the classroom with religion/creationism, and (2) the attempt of the far right fundamentalists to establish a theocracy. As long as they aren’t into those two societal perversions, I am willing to grant them the same right to practice their religion and to proselytize as I expect them to grant me my right to abstain from their religion and to teach math and science.I will grant you that most people are reasonable and liberal. However, I will deny that that is the case if you replace “people” by “fundamentalists”. Unfortunately, they are the people with whom I had almost exclusive experience for 23 years.

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    Linguist  about 11 years ago

    Touchstone, the Fool, in As You Like It says: " The fool doth think himself wise, but the wise man knows himself to be the fool ! "

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    Vonne Anton  about 11 years ago

    I’m sorry for the tone of my earlier response. It was wrong of me to question your motives. I feel awful about doing that.-I do have an answer to these three contradictions, but gocomics won’t post it for some reason (have tried 3 times).-Maybe another way, another day.

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