Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for January 13, 2014
January 12, 2014
January 14, 2014
Transcript:
"Your life can be normal again with Plunairo." Plunairo "Side effects associated with Plunairo include: dryness of mouth, dizziness, swelling of the eyelids, itching of gallbladder, decreased ability to turn left, longings to be a rhino..." "...Hallucinations involving belligerent hobbits, tendency to replace the word 'is' with 'meow' in casual conversation, increased ferret knowledge, and delusions of trombone playing." "Yes, feeling normal is only one Plunairo away." "You had me at increased ferret knowledge."
dargonhuman over 10 years ago
Wait, those side effects are what’s considered normal?…So, I’ve been normal my whole life and nobody told me?!
J Short over 10 years ago
My favorite two side effects: coma and d.eath
OldDoug Premium Member over 10 years ago
It’s difficult to watch some drug commercials. I have to leave the room or mute the sound before my imagination gets the best of me.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 10 years ago
… so ask you doctor if you’re a good candidate for new Normality.
(Persons in a Normality trial experienced certain side effects, including poor dating choices, decreased job satisfaction, loss of home value, itching following exposure to some plants, anger between 5:00 and 6:00 p.m. Central (6:00 and 7:00 p.m. Eastern), sleepiness after 10:00 p.m., difficulty waking, weight gain following ingestion of cheeseburgers, and compulsive attraction to Internet cat videos. Males may experience hair loss with very long term Normality. Females who can get pregnant should avoid combining Normality with drinking alcohol until passing out. Normality has not been shown to increase intelligence, convey super powers, or prevent body odor.)
pschearer Premium Member over 10 years ago
This meow funny.