Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 21, 2013

Can you do the 6 step program twice?

“Gimme three steps, Mister.” – Lynyrd Skynyrd

Why isn’t there someone on the corner with their cellphone ready to sell you a quick and easy prescription to make it all better…

I’ll have a lengthening and widening and then you can cure me of my p*nis envy.

Nice!

How many steps does it take to change a light bulb?

That guy needs to tape his rug down better.

My kid told me he heard that at Hollywood parties beautiful starlets not wearing panties dance on the tables. I said it’s true – they do it at all the Hollywood parties I go to. He gaped for a second, and then marked it down as yet another hopelessly lame Dad Joke.

But what if you’re addicted to Wiley’s art work?

What if you’re addicted to Miller’s humor?

Is there any hope for us? Oh, the humanity….

So is Le Clinic and Boutique where you get sent after being issued a citation by the Fashion Police?

all that vanity…millions for nepotism but nothing for charity….

Addictions come in all shapes and sizes.

But – where are the papparazzi? (Oh, that’s right – they’re at the courthouse for Lindsey Lohan’s latest personal appearance.)

Personally, I prefer the Texas two-step !

Oh, Narcissus is the way of life for almost everyone….millions of $$ wasted on vanity…..

Isn’t there a three step program?

Night-Gaunt49: The only problem is that atheism is a religion too. It is based on a faith statement that is impossible to verify or falsify.

When we travel its the 12 schelp program.

I thought that Scientology was the chic Hollywood self-help program and religion

Leave it to the Modernists of Hollywood to be Minimalist in their approach.

Reminiscent of Cheech and Chong: “I used to be messed up on drugs. Now, I’m messed up on the Lord.”

Huzzah!

Huzzah, redux!

I never had a problem….I drank …got drunk passed out NO PROBLEM….Then I realized one day as they lowered my Father’s casket into the ground that was where I was headed…and it wasn’t going to take me 67 years to get there.

I am a firm believer in whatever works for a person is more important than the label. I have had many friends who have benefited from AA or similar programs. For others, religion or therapy was the answer.No matter, the tool used isn’t as important, as the fact that it worked in helping the someone in need of help.I just try to tell people, that just because something worked for them, ie. a belief in an organized religion and/or a god, or a specific therapy program, doesn’t mean it will work for me or others, like me.