Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 25, 2013

I think the turkey is going to throw the ball.

Will the turkey get a turkey?

I saw an episode of “CSI Vegas” where instead ofthe ball rolling back to the front of the lane a humanhead came wobbling back. GROSS!

@ 4my10851cs3 strikes in a row is a turkey. On the WII bowling I got 5 in a row last week, rolling the slowest possible ball I could for laughs.

@ dukedoug ok it is 315 am here and I need help, I give up: “Why can’t gypsies bowl 10-pin ? Same reason they can’t ride horses.”

?? anyone??

Would that be a Gypsy curse?

Geezzz

Perhaps he should have borrowed the ball from “The Bowler” (Mystery Men film 1999)

Why does he want a poultryghost?

Bet it goes to the gutter – or just for spite give him a strike in the other lane!!

Won’t the spirit be a bit dizzy?

this is funny!!!…..Wiz using a crystal ball for a bowling ball!!!!..he thinks he going to get a strike that way!!!!!!!!!!

Which is interesting, as gypsies ride horses all the time. But the punch line is marginally amusing.