Man and dog walk into a bar. Barkeep says, “We don’t allow dogs in here.”Man says, “But this dog can talk!”Barkeep says, “Yeah, right. Prove it!”Man agrees, turns to the dog and says, “What is the top of a house called?”Dog says, “Roof”Man asks, “How would you describe sandpaper?”Dog says, “Rough”Man asks, “Who was the greates baseball player of all time?”Dog answers, “Ruth”Barkeep says, “OK, I’ve had enough,” and tosses them out.Out on the sidewalk, the dog looks up at the man and says, “So who, then, Dimaggio?”
battle of plattsburgh over 11 years ago
Looses something in the translation.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 11 years ago
Time to dust off this old “talking dog” story"
Man and dog walk into a bar. Barkeep says, “We don’t allow dogs in here.”Man says, “But this dog can talk!”Barkeep says, “Yeah, right. Prove it!”Man agrees, turns to the dog and says, “What is the top of a house called?”Dog says, “Roof”Man asks, “How would you describe sandpaper?”Dog says, “Rough”Man asks, “Who was the greates baseball player of all time?”Dog answers, “Ruth”Barkeep says, “OK, I’ve had enough,” and tosses them out.Out on the sidewalk, the dog looks up at the man and says, “So who, then, Dimaggio?”
jmcx4 over 11 years ago
I have a “tasting tongue dog” that works very well…
el8 over 11 years ago
The Humping Leg dog wasn’t such a great idea, either.
Jeff0811 over 11 years ago
Shoot, now the dog will have to resort to sign language. (Every word would be Pa .)