FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 01, 2013
Transcript:
Roger: Andy, you don't understand! I need coffee to wake up! To think! To function! Andy: Roger, if that's true then you're addicted, and it's even more reason to break free from caffeine's grip. See? Not even you can debate that. Roger: I need coffee to debate. Andy: Here. Have a refreshing glass of ice water.
legaleagle48 almost 11 years ago
It’s still not your decision to make, Andy — nor is it your job to make it for him!
The Pikachu almost 11 years ago
Coffee is taking over the world!
Keith Kunz almost 11 years ago
the children are spoiled brats, and the mother who can’t cook enjoys tormenting her husband. that’s why i’m glad i’m single.
Zero-Gabriel almost 11 years ago
@Andy
YOU’RE GOING DOWN CLOWN!!!
t1warren almost 11 years ago
Give him a apple, it is better for waking up than coffee.
pmmarion Premium Member almost 11 years ago
This lady has serious issues. First it’s red meat and now it’s coffee. Where will her obsessions lead to? lol
twj0729 almost 11 years ago
I’d be the first admit that I’m addicted to coffee. The first thing I do in the morning is get my (2 or 3) cups of coffee! Can’t function (properly) without it! Now, if what I’ve been reading is true, my level of coffee intake is actually good for you. Promotes all kinds of benefits to the body. I don’t really care, love my coffee in the AM while I read my favorite comic strips!
CarolinaGirl almost 11 years ago
I would kill her!!!
fixer1967 almost 11 years ago
If it was me I would take the ice water and pour it our on here head.
vwdualnomand almost 11 years ago
one word: decaf.
skydancer11 almost 11 years ago
I never understood why people like the taste of coffee. At least the stuff smells better than cigarette smoke.
EdFenster Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Coffee is Ritalin for adults.
RonBerg13 Premium Member almost 11 years ago
This can only end badly – VERY badly.
rekam Premium Member almost 11 years ago
I have to have some coffee in the morning (3/4 cup will do) and some coffee after dinner.
jppjr almost 11 years ago
My late wife knew me well…gave me a sign that said “Instant Human….Add Coffee”.
Zero-Gabriel almost 11 years ago
Good One!!!
treBsdrawkcaB almost 11 years ago
“…and, Andy, I think it’s time YOU learned to live without CHOCOLATE!”. Let the war begin…