FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 20, 2013

Peter’s haircut is starting to look that bad, isn’t it?

I wonder if you guys read the comments after mid-day or receive automatics responses after posting any….

Ah well, if he is going to be shaved bald, nobody will know the difference under his cap; and it means longer time before next hairdresser visit.(Which is why my 10yo asks to get his hair as short as possible every time he visits hairdresser.)

Oh yucky wucky, what a baddy waddy hairy cutty!

I wonder if he would think it was so cute if she looked like…oh, I dunno…me?

His cap will cover up the whoopsie daisies.

She’d be getting no tipsy wipsy from me assuming I had hair to begin with.

Peter is so focused on Suzette’s cleavage, he can’t see what she’s doing to his hair.

It’s not the cleavage, it’s whats on either side of it.

He needs an iggy wiggy.

Maybe he can leverage his bad haircut into a date.

Peter: I’m really disappointed with this haircut you gave me.K.C. I’m sorry Peter-WeeterPeter: I’ll forget all about it if you go on a date with me. K.C. Okie-Dokie.

Problem solved, they both get what they want.

Whatever happened to just sayin’, “oh, sh**”?

He is so hung upon her he could could not care less if he left shaved bald.

That kind of cutesy-wutesy talk makes me want to barfsy-warfsy all over the floorsy-woorsy.

I knew it…

Peter needs to just get it all shaved off. It’ll all grow back in a few days. Much to Roger’s chagrin. :)