Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for January 17, 2013

OK, they’re just toying with us with that first panel.

Shaq couldn’t shoot, either. Just be big and people will think you can actually play.

What?! One session at the newly-constructed Milford Rec Center wasn’t enough to make you a super shooter? What do you need? Your own peacock?

Once again in P1, there is always alcohol involved…just sayin.Not a good message to the teens.

Is that spit rolling down the side of the wine glass? If Jimmy McGinty were coaching the girls, he would say Shelby is “wiry.” Mia will have to play like former Kentucky Colonel, Ron “The Plumber” Thomas. Rebound, defense, floor game, feed the peacock, etc..

I wonder of Gil ever finds “The Spot.”

After that scene in front of the fireplace yesterday and today’s first panel, I’m suspecting the Gil Thorp strip might be moving to the Cinemax After Dark lineup.

Not their fault, I think their forheads are super-glued together.

He couldn’t have acted alone. Someone had to put him up to it. (Another oldie)

6 ft and skinny? Forget basketball and take up modeling.

“My boyfriend is a linebacker at Notre Dame. And you?”