Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for February 01, 2013

MUCH better than gangsta rap.

I never knew this was what was meant by “piped music”… horrors!

Easy listening at its finest…

We prefer smooth jazz.

Whoever pays the piper calls the tune. I’ll have a couple of dollars worth of “Amazing Grace”.

Let’s just hope he’s not playing the funeral mourning.

Question: What’s worse than playing bagpipes in an elevator?Answer: Passing gas in an elevator. OK, maybe equally bad. Have yet to experience the bagpipes

Why do bagpipe players walk as they play? They’re trying to get away from the noise.

Playing Scotland The Brave! Sheer ecstacy!!!

“FREE BIRD”

The taste in Irish musicIs rapidly erodingThis explains why bagpipesSound like cats exploding(Send to me no angry letterI’m one-half Irish, one-half Setter!)

Ah, the sound of pipes in the morning. I’d have no problem with this playing (at full volume). Beats the regular crap.

Oh, those are bagpipes? I thought the guy was holding a glazed ham with a bunch of New Year’s Eve party favors sticking out of it. Obviously Dana Summers was too busy to spend half a minute with Google to find out what bagpipes actually look like.

In a small pub in Fionnphort last summer, two chaps played a couple of tunes. The pub was only slightly larger than a freight elevator…. Noisy. But nice. I love the pipes!