Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 29, 2013

That’s the same effect green tea has on me.

Don’t ask for the crumb cake.

Green tea is just black tea that hasn’t been properly processed, yet!

Shouldn’t that be green and fuzzy tea?

geeyick – once you’ve tried whole leaf green tea, you’ll never go back to the bagged stuff (it’s essentially the dust swept off the tea-leaf processing floor)

Since she combined all the unesed cups together, would that make the clerk a tea-totaller?

Actually, it tastes like you gathered up clean lawn clippings and steeped ’em. But not long enough.

I can’t drink green tea. I have to buy the fermented kind. I drink 2 or 3 cups in the morning.

@ radish

Goes great with a Chesterfind cigarette.