The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 17, 2013

A dangerous weapon, made to shorten the lives of many a bottle of vino.

He’s screwed.

Watch the guy start wining.

TSAauvignon workers have all the fun.

That’s a statement I hope I never hear at airport security. At least in regards to myself. :)

Must be a first – a concealed weapon inside a magnum.

Maybe he’s an ex-port.

It’s the Alien, Napa Style.

Everything with Vin was Rose, until he tried to Bordeaux the plane, and then things went Blanc. Then some Brutes caused him much Champagne. Dom Perignon would not be pleased. He was a dead, cold Duck. He would soon be Vin-egar.

This guys going to get uncorked and I suspect a cavity search is in order!

@jmcx4

AKA: Mad Dog

What he’s about to experience won’t be Champagne, it’ll be the real pain.

All seriousness aside, I saw a new label a few weeks ago, “Flip Flop”. Thought I’d give it a try. Turns out I was reading the ingredients label…..

Someone’s about to come uncorked.

Would have been funnier perhaps in an “Alien” setting…

I think Lucy was there too. (WIth Diamonds?)

Some people would say it’s worse…it’s actually Farsi. The grape gets its name from Shiraz, a city in southwest Iran.

The x-ray is on the carry-on scanner area. Dude just happens to be standing at the body scanner.

It’s profiling. Shiraz sounds like an Ay-Rab name.

In the words of Fred Sanford, “I’ll have a Champipple, a cross between Champagne and Ripple”

I wonder how long it’s going to be before womens’ finger nails have to be a regulation 1/8 of an inch.

Hey, I’ll just stay with my Bud maybe his friends Jack and Jim will come visit sure hope they bring Jimmy and his Granddad along these guys let ya have a really good time.