“I know what you did.”“Whatever you do, do not read this message.”“Very sorry, your car has been stolen.”“Five bucks? You call that a tip?”“This restaurant has been condemned by the health department.”“Help I’m being held prisoner in a Chinese fortune cookie bakery”etc…
Mediatech almost 11 years ago
“I know what you did.”“Whatever you do, do not read this message.”“Very sorry, your car has been stolen.”“Five bucks? You call that a tip?”“This restaurant has been condemned by the health department.”“Help I’m being held prisoner in a Chinese fortune cookie bakery”etc…
Totalloser Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Always add “In Bed” to the beginning or end of the fortune to make sense