The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 07, 2013

He ate Fergie, GASP!

no doubt he ate them with nine inch nails while Alice was in chains, who was smashing pumpkins because it was Hammer time, and it put him in a state of Nirvana,

Black Eyed Peas – one of several food groups.

Add some Red Hot Chilli Peppers for some heat.

Black eyed peas are a new year’s tradition in this house, but this year we had to add on an extra bedroom for them.

Then he ate a lovin’ spoonful of cake with vanilla fudge and a wild cherry on top, and some blue oysters, and then the turtles.

There’s an explanation for everything:.Witness the tragic story of the Lecter Family. They were very poor. All they could afford was a big pot of tree bark and pea gravel soup to eat once a week..Hannibal and his brothers fought over the pot and every so often one of the brothers would fall in: A rare source of protein for the others. Hannibal was eventually an only child. .Even though he can afford different these days, he retains his perverse craving. He also is nostalgic for that gravel, and black-eyed peas resemble them.

Don’t forget the Hot Chocolate with whipped Cream for dessert…

What’s that in the bowl Watson? Surely somethings afoot.

Don’t forget the Cranberries, Korn, Ice-T, Vanilla Fudge, Cake…

Wild Bill, hiccup!

“Oh, Sweet Pea”

Top it all off with Tequila “Herb Alpert Tijuana Brass”

The black-eyed peas are a singing groupe.