Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 22, 2013

Reality has ruined a lot of people’s lives.

And the thrill of victory becomes the agony of defeat.

Yeah, that’s it, block the sidewalk…

Could always build a trebuchet, no?

Hobbes do not encourage this guy.

Reality is an illusion caused by an alcohol deficiency.

All Calvin needs is a hill above a busy sidewalk. That’s what my brother did.

It’s realy a very good prop for sitting, as long as sun doesn’t shine, only a little bit cold, Hobbes!

You’ll catch a cold in your back!!

If you don’t have a dream, how you gonna have a dream come true … (Happy Talk – South Pacific)

You don’t need reality to ruin your life, just an ex-wife.

Fair well, LWP. Good to see you.

Damn you, Reality!

Reality is a hard taskmaster.

“…walk into it.” Reality or the snowball?

Hobbes…just roll it over him…you know you want to…

I nearly bumped against a driveing tram this morning. I must have had a great guardian angel, nothing happened!!

Reality is for people that can’t handle drugs

Yup..a big hill is needed.

Hmmmmm….. could use it to build an anatomically correct snowman again….

Evil plans foiled again

Welcome to the Outer Limits

There is a way you could build a complicated pulley system and drop it on someone.

Push it to the top of a hill and wait for Susie to walk along the bottom…

Actually, it looks like CALVIN walked into that one.

Reality ruins lots of people’s lives Calvin…

That’s an understatement, Calvin.

xxx

He needs to get Dill’s brothers over at Cul de Sac to fling that thing.

Roll it over into a 401k or an IRA!

If nothing more, Hobbes has a temporary backrest.

Love his expression in panel 2!

Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.

Can you get it to a hill and roll it down?

Reality is the name we give to our disappointments . . . and Calvin is definitely disappointed that he can’t pick up the world’s biggest snowball and “plaster” someone with it!

haha cute Calvin

If reality ruins your life, then why do people keep telling each other to “get real”?

best Hobbes’ line??? :)

…. I’m losing hope in humanity…(face palm)