FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 15, 2013

Paige, you’d better buy a big stash of toothbrushes and hide them where you only know the hiding place.

Question…-Has anyone else ever heard of this saying… “If a thief breaks into your house and finds nothing good to steal, the thief will pee/crap (anywhere) in you house so that his next job will find something better to steal”.

No, I haven’t heard that, but it sounds like something that level of human would do.

Watch “Horrible Bosses” The scene with the toothbrush, very funny movie!

Very unlikely that Quincy and Paige have germs that can affect each other. Quincy has germs that live in lizards. Paige has germs that live in Paige. It is rare to find that germs that can live in both. This is why you don’t get sick when your dog licks you on the mouth.

I would not try this with a Komodo Dragon. It used to be believed that their saliva contained death-dealing bacteria. Now it is believed that a venom is the culprit

This from a NatGeo article:His earlier research had shown that other lizard species—such as iguanas, legless lizards, and monitor lizards—are also venomous. In fact, Fry estimates that close to a hundred of the more than 5,000 known lizard species use venom

Bacteria, venom; I don’t care. I’ll just pass on sharing my toothbrush with a lizard.

question…why are you college professors reading the comics ?

There was a Seinfeld episode where Jerry accidently drops his girlfreind’s toothbrush in the toilet – very funny.

I knew something was going on when he was being “nice” to Paige.

Of course Jason would be concerned about Quincy’s health and not his sister.