FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 02, 2013
January 01, 2013
January 03, 2013
Transcript:
Computer: Salutations! You've got missives! Jason: What? Computer: Epistles! Billets! Post! Mail. Jason: I knew it'd be a mistake putting a thesaurus on your hard drive. Computer: Ready to body-board the worldwide reticulation?
Templo S.U.D. over 11 years ago
Everybody needs to increase their vocabulary. (I honestly never heard of “missive” nor “billet.”)
pawpawbear over 11 years ago
In the military a billet is a place to sleep. I didn’tknow it was also a message. MissiveI have heard. It is archaic form for message..
vwdualnomand over 11 years ago
i didn’t know that sequestration meant spending cuts until the last 2 weeks. stupid gop and stupid congress.
Frog-on-a-Log Premium Member over 11 years ago
“I shall abrogate Paige’s physiognomy opuscule reticulation page”
jimboylan over 11 years ago
What, no synonym for World, like Earth?
skeeterhawk over 11 years ago
Along with jimboylan: Or geo or global, maybe even international. Anyway, I didn’t know body boarding was the same as surfing. But maybe it’s considered a form of surfing. But what do I know? I live inland.
skydancer11 over 11 years ago
For such a youth of renowned acumen, Jason comes off as just this side of fatuous, and I mean that in a very caring way.
ndr97cp2008 over 11 years ago
None of you have ever read Jane Austen, or any historical writings!
burleigh2 over 11 years ago
I’m surprised Jason wouldn’t already know what those words mean, too. ;-)