Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for December 17, 2012

Clever….

the batteries must be old like me . . . .

Yep, it’s an analogy.

Those big D batteries make the beam sag a bit. Switch to a flashlight with perkier C batteries. ;)

That happens to lots of things when they get old!!

Good for seeing around corners….! ! !

\o/

A shot of Equipoise would fix Horace right up.

Horace then tried giving the flashlight some Cialis; a moment later, he was sitting in a bathtub in the woods, and he couldn’t remember why.

When I was a kid, 50 years ago, the headlights on Mutt and Jeff’s car lobbed off like that. I haven’t seen that done since.

Heavy light.

No… no… not the NIAGRA batteries… it’s perkier if you use the ones spelled with a V!!!