Monty by Jim Meddick for December 26, 2012
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There's something about the day after Christmas... A certain... Melancholy... The decorations are still up... Th' garland's still hung... But the festivity has gone... Perhaps it's a legacy of childhood Christmas wishes unfulfilled... Or... Tap Poof! And then there's the matter of forgetting to water the Christmas tree...
tattooedcyberidiot over 11 years ago
The weird thing is… it’s an artificial tree
hometownk Premium Member over 11 years ago
lol I learned that if you cut a live tree at -10*C or colder, this is what the needles do no matter how much water you give it.
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
But what of “the 12 Days of Christmas,” which begin with Christmas Day and end at the traditional date (6 January) of the Epiphany (a.k.a. Feast of the Three Kings)? Shucks, I can remember when it was custom to set up and decorate your Christmas tree on Christmas Eve!
Varnes over 11 years ago
But they are really fun to vacuum up………
rockngolfer over 11 years ago
But if you don’t sacrifice an evergreen, how will the sun ever come back so you can plant crops?
Bobongo over 11 years ago
Some bubble lights and they’d have roasted house instead of X-mas leftovers. Remember those? Like some women I’ve known – hot, but beware of fire…
hayscd over 11 years ago
Tree Nudity. This feature may not be safe for work.
jimbeauga over 11 years ago
Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
- Kin Hubbard
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member over 11 years ago
This is why I love fake Xmas trees. There is nothing enticing about a real tree. I even hate the smell of pine. Ugh.
RonBerg13 Premium Member over 11 years ago
See! Everything worked out all right.
hometownk Premium Member over 11 years ago
Yup, that’s about it.