Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 26, 2012

Quiet Burp is on the couch.

The giant Yosemite Sam shaved to see a shrink.

That particular legal strategy has only ever worked in Texas.

“Ooh, you waskewy shwink, you!”

That made me think of a certain movie:

Attorney: How many men have you shot since you became a marshal, Mr. Cogburn?Rooster: I never shot nobody I didn’t have to.Attorney: That was not the question. How many?Rooster: Uh, shot, or killed?Attorney: Oh, let us restrict it to killed, so that we may have a manageable figure!Rooster: Well, twelve to fifteen, stopping men in flight and defending myself.Attorney: Twelve to fifteen? So many that you cannot keep an accurate count! I have examined the record, Mr. Cogburn. A much more accurate figure is available. Come now — how many?Rooster: Counting them two Whartons… twenty-three.Attorney: Twenty-three men in four years. That makes about six men a year!Rooster: It’s a dangerous business.

Sorry, Doc, I’ve spent twenty years trying to find another solution – there ain’t.

Shoot, let’s do some shots together….

Awe, I loved Katherine Hepburn, what a woman she was!

Arm the fertilized eggs!http://www.freewoodpost.com/2012/12/21/nra-president-wayne-lapierre-lets-arm-our-babies/

If guns were crazy, only crazy people would have guns!

agreed. meaningful solution for them was to have armed security at schools. they pointed to israel. israel rejected that. he says it was video games and the video game industry rejected that. saying people play madden, how come there are not a huge influx of great football players? and, turtles don’t shoot fireballs or hammers. he also says that autism are monsters. autism association took offense to that as well as the families of autistic kids. the nra press conference and later appearances were a pr disaster, and nightmare. wonder which head(s) at the nra will roll. plus, most nra members don’t believe the swill that the nra spouts and think that the nra staff are overpaid lawyers who never held a gun.

Pathos Bill,“Ya see Doc,I gotta cover up for these woolly chaps”.

The varmit needed killin’.

Too bad the NRA does not consult their therapist……

Every gall-durn varmint needs an armed police officer. Just don’t ask taxpayers to fund it.

The cause of death was lead poisoning, I tell you, it was lead poisoning.

Why do we another solution? The Nutty Rifle Association is happy with this one.

Hey, it works.

Two-Gun Tony on the couch is simply explaining Florida’s Stand Your Ground Law.

now, they would say to arm the firefighters to fight fires. even the volunteer firefighters. heard that the westboro baptist church(the ones who protest at funerals) are going to protest at the firefighters funerals.

Mel Brooks could’ve written this scene into “Blazing Saddles”, with Slim Pickens on the couch and Richard Benjamin as the psychiatrist

Peabody-Martini: Without the help of Twinkies.

I would guess that Cowboy shot a number of men just for laughing at his leg wear!

“…most aclu members don’t believe the swill that the aclu spouts and think that the aclu staff are overpaid lawyers who are not women, gay, black, etc.”I would like to agree with you but I find it difficult to. Guilt by association it seems like. If such is true (most aclu members don’t believe the swill), and I’m not saying it isn’t I just don’t think so, then why do they allow the ACLU to get away with it? Do the silent members not realize that the ACLU and their membership in it only serves to make them look like certifiable nut-bags? Nut-bags that the current mental health care provisions don’t identify?

If the ACLU really cared about our rights, they would fight for firearm right.

I parodied what was written to show how stupid it is. actually, I applaud both groups for helping to keep the US free. They have to go the distance to protect those that don’t.

While most of the people that live in the inner city do not want the gang-bangers around, they also do not want to see police killing them. For the same reason, people that believe in 2nd amendment rights support those that go the distance.

The problem with special interest groups is that it makes many into single issue voters and divides us when we should be together(accepting others’ differences).

In the wake of recent events, this is not funny.

Let’s see…I could see the Dr. secretly calling the DOJ to send in a team to “disarm” him….wait …that wouldn’t work…even with a shot gun he’d mow the varmints down faster than they could reload! Thank God for old John Wayne movies…good memories.

A bullet will answer no question, but it WILL end the argument. That’s a form of “resolution.”

Lot of men need shootin’, not a single cow needs stealin’.

That’s a legal defense in much of the south.

@emptc12I separate the actor from their lives. >>>>>>>>>>>>The true art of an actor is to enable the audience to experience the willing suspension of disbelief.In great performances, we remember the characters not the actors. The old Hollywood star system actually inhibited great actors – as it does today, because it believed that no matter how bad ( or good ) the script, the audience went to see their idols.I worked with lots of actors ( male and female ) that I couldn’t stand personally but respected their talent. Conversely, there have been some " movie stars" who were really nice people off screen but either were a pita to work for or just ( for a kinder way of expressing it ) miscast in their roles.

And “art” rarely imitates life, at least with actors, and movies, notably John Wayne never served in either law enforcement, nor in any branch of the United States military.

And yes Wiley, despite the poor perhaps timing of this one, you do bring light on the “human condition” with humor and intelligence.

YOSEMITE SAM: I hates that rabbit.

Unlike many of the so-called Hollywood war heroes, we lost a real one Monday. Charles Durning, a remarkable character and character actor passed away without many people, including his friends, knowing that he was a true WWII hero.He was among the first wave of U.S. soldiers to land at Normandy during the D-Day invasion and the only member of his Army unit to survive. He killed several Germans and was wounded in the leg. Later he was bayoneted by a young German soldier whom he killed with a rock. He was captured in the Battle of the Bulge and survived a massacre of prisoners.

In later years, he refused to discuss the military service for which he was awarded the Silver Star and three Purple Hearts.

Linguist: And just as important, fought Congress for our rights.

If the doctor comes up with a good solution – let us all know!