Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 21, 2012

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    Can't Sleep  over 11 years ago

    This week’s strips are the most fun I’ve ever gotten from a hula hoop.

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    Linguist  over 11 years ago

    Wiley, you deprived us of the visual but imagining poor old Miss McGarry makes me want to laugh , and yes, shed a little nostalgic tear. Bravo !

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    Frog-on-a-Log Premium Member over 11 years ago

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    vwdualnomand  over 11 years ago

    that is a disturbing image. bet the paramedics put the teach on the traction board, and told her that she blew out part of her spine.

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    RetroJenny  over 11 years ago

    I wonder if she broke a hip. LOL

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    tripwire45  over 11 years ago

    Will it ever occur to those kids that their grandparents really did have fun?

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    SoItBegins~  over 11 years ago

    I saw that one coming!

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Poor grandkids.

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    markmoss1  over 11 years ago

    More hips just makes it easier.

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    roctor  over 11 years ago

    Panal 2 and 3 are stunning.

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    gosfreikempe  over 11 years ago

    After seeing the photo from MadCow, so I am, Danae. So am I…

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    vldazzle  over 11 years ago

    I saw the teacher yesterday; this is a better fit:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LL-2zUiqFxU&feature=endscreen

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    puddlesplatt  over 11 years ago

    and then the bowel movement !

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    tinhutjohn  over 11 years ago

    Teachers…..God bless them all

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    Vonne Anton  over 11 years ago

    Miss McGarry is my new hero! That took real guts…and a few other things.

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    dabugger  over 11 years ago

    Yep, poor teacher; lets hope the students were tolerant and sympathetic. What will Danae get for a show-Tel grade?

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    Mostly Water Premium Member over 11 years ago

    When I was a little kid we had hula hoop contests in our town. I was pretty good at it but I recall the girls received the attention and the prizes. Wonder why?

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    Piksea Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Darn! I was looking forward to seeing that.

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    scpandich  over 11 years ago

    When you think about it, a hula hoop is a good workout for your torso.

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    jahoody  over 11 years ago

    BRAVO for Miss McGarry….at least Danae knows how a hula hoop should be used, now. Will she try it next??

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    Seed_drill  over 11 years ago

    My 8 year old is wicked on the hula hoop.

    Apparently, they’re big favorites among the hippies right now, too, judging by the number of them I saw at Floydfest this summer.

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    vwdualnomand  over 11 years ago

    didn’t the hula hoop was banned because some people thought it would lead to sex.

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    Dr_Fogg  over 11 years ago

    hip hop pop

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    fi10zrd  over 11 years ago

    Hey Dad – your newspaper will be gone soon, and the kids will never understand the concept of a manual transmission.

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    pcolli  over 11 years ago

    I was always of the opinion that the hoop craze didn’t last long becaused a lot of the girls suffered from spine damage.

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    Odd Dog Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Merry X-Mass Try this one you can thank DAZZ for the link

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=Kx4g5i4O5co&feature=endscreen

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    emptc12  over 11 years ago

    There are a lot of funny, deep thoughts here. And all of them are as echoes from countless generations past as people see their memories and values become forgotten..It’s my experience that kids in general (up to a certain age – like 25) don’t believe their elders had any life. The World started with what the kids remember. .When I gave my son The Talk, he looked at me in astonishment and said, “Did you and Mom do that?!” Well, kid, I told him — you’re the proof of it..I’ve spent a lifetime accumulating attitudes, opinions, even jokes – only to find that when I share these insights and little pleasures with 20-somethings, I get a blank look. .And for my part: What’s with the tattoos? Oh, now it’s called body art. My uncles had battleship tattoos on their chests, anchors on their arms – that was gross stuff old people did. And young, attractive females cover themselves with it now. To use a texting term – WTF? These attitudes cut both ways, I guess..The last of the WWI veterans recently died. How much longer will those from WWII last? Viet Nam? Desert Storm? New Flash: 100 years from now, Seven Billion People Will Have Died! Well, duh..From the Isaac Watts hymn:.“Time, like an ever rolling stream,Bears all its sons away;They fly, forgotten, as a dreamDies at the opening day.”.Sorry, didn’t mean to be so maudlin. The holidays do it to me.

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    unca jim  over 11 years ago

    Omnius said;“I’m not sure if watching Danae’s teacher demonstrating the hula hoop was more funny than watching Crybaby Boehner getting his Plan BS thrown back in his face by his own party of sore losers.”

    and I say;

    Will you never, EVER tire of dragging dead skunks into the library? UPMO.

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    Mordy Levine  over 11 years ago

    my kids like to hula hoop while roller blading… any wonder as to why my beard is gray?

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    pcolli  over 11 years ago

    Why not have an audition at home?

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    fixer1967  over 11 years ago

    http://youtu.be/ztXmzMvSXZ0

    Now this is some one who knows how to Hula Hoop

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    prrdh  over 11 years ago

    What I say is, have the happy winter solstice festival(s) of your choice.

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    Hunter7  over 11 years ago

    Three cheers for Mrs McGarry!….. Do hope she didn’t try the waist.

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    lindz.coop Premium Member over 11 years ago

    I once had a fifth grade teacher names Mrs. McGarry — she was one of the nice ones. It’s sad that we can’t allow everyone in life at all ages to have fun without it disgusting so many people.

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    phoenixnyc  over 11 years ago

    Gotcha beat, Danae. I had to sing at a Christmas party in college, and watch a bunch of middle aged women in dresses 20 years too young for them do a kickline to “Hark the Herald Angels Sing”.

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