Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 02, 2013

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    LuckyJazz  over 11 years ago

    Oh, the irony…

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    margueritem  over 11 years ago

    Dolphins will ram sharks until they rupture an essential organ, and the shark dies.

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    Kamino Neko  over 11 years ago

    Cue the Crocs dressing as dolphins.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 11 years ago

    Out of curiosity, are there African river dolphins? If so, I’m also not if I’ve heard of them attacking zebras

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    firedome  over 11 years ago

    so long and thanks for all the crocs…

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    Sisyphos  over 11 years ago

    Ohhh! Mean dolpheens! Bye bye, Croc Burt!Everybody stay out of the pool!

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    juicebruce  over 11 years ago

    Come on in the water is great ! Nice to see the Crocs are back in town, even if there is one less Croc.

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    uncorked  over 11 years ago

    They picked those bones pretty clean!

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    Kaputnik  over 11 years ago

    First PBS in a while that actually made me laugh. Maybe 2013 will be a good year.

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    bigbadpete  over 11 years ago

    @Kaputnik,

    Same here. Happy new year to all!

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    the burser  over 11 years ago

    …Weren’t people saying bring the crocs back…lol.

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    Tirasmol  over 11 years ago

    hahahaahahahaaaa

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    jmartin1955  over 11 years ago

    That was funny

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    finale  over 11 years ago

    What about Bob?

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    jimcos  over 11 years ago

    The croc is now a waiter at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe

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    EarlOfCork  over 11 years ago

    Gotta be careful of dolphins:

    http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/14p70/

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    mkahn  over 11 years ago

    7-9… there are a lot of really angry dolphins

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    SwimsWithSharks  over 11 years ago

    Skip Odatta only beat you by 30 years.

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    marshalljpeters Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Will there be another Burt in the future? Bob always seems to come back (to die again).

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    Stream of conscience  over 11 years ago

    The dolphins could give the crocs lessons.

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    Arianne  over 11 years ago

    Robin Williams learned his lesson in this clip. It’s long, so go to about 3:40 to see when A dolphin tells Robin ‘Back off, Jack!’ “I guess I’m one of the only human beings on the planet who can piss off a dolphin.”

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    Vonne Anton  over 11 years ago

    Oh yeah?!?! Well, I’ll have a tuna sandwich, please. Take that, dolphins!

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    Moishe3rd  over 11 years ago

    Oh sure…. What a travesty of Justice! The Dolphins are under the control of the Zeebas, deliberately savaging and oppressing the poor, defenseless Crocs.You should be ashamed of yourself!

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    155088  over 11 years ago

    Been waitin’ a long time for the Crocs to return. Thank you.

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    John Falstaff  over 11 years ago

    Dees ees sneeky fishies. Croks be carful!

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    skydancer11  over 11 years ago

    Those Crocs Ain’t Right.

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    Number Three  over 11 years ago

    I love the smiley faces around the pool.

    LOL… Funny cute strip.

    xxx

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    MrRobots  over 11 years ago

    LOL – Excellent one Masterskrain!

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    BlackScorpion1910  over 11 years ago

    Why I don’t swim.

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    BlackScorpion1910  over 11 years ago

    With animals.

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    GerardoDreadful  over 11 years ago

    I always thought Miami Dolphins had the second worst mascot in NFL, the first one are the Cardinals, now I retract.

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    mssweetie  over 11 years ago

    Just yesterday was wondering when the Crocs would be back! LMBO…this is so funny.

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    Soroxas  over 11 years ago

    52 dead crocs

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    CrimsonFoxx  over 11 years ago

    Little known fact: Dolphins are actually related to Pirahnas.

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    cdward  over 11 years ago

    You know, I wasted a lot of time looking up Amazon dolphins, and then other dolphins and then porpoises, and then ….

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    Sherlock Watson  over 11 years ago

    daaah-DUM… daaah-DUM…

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    orinoco womble  over 11 years ago

    Thanks to everyone who defined the term "functionally extinct. As I said before, I know what it means. The term simply struck my mind differently at the early hour I read this strip.Thank you again.

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    Pearlslover01  about 11 years ago

    61

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    ZeebA16  about 11 years ago

    65 dead crocs.

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    SuperSayian  about 11 years ago

    Anybody else think of the song “Once In A Lifetime” by Talking Heads?

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    GoingNuclear  over 5 years ago

    69 dead crocs

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    Comicness7  over 5 years ago

    burt ? Oh, not another croc.

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    Darth Revan II  over 3 years ago

    Rest in pieces, Burt.

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    alantain  11 months ago

    People seem to forget that dolphins are predators.

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