Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for December 12, 2012
December 11, 2012
December 13, 2012
Transcript:
Janis: Do we need a new Mayan calendar?
Janis: It's kind of big and bulky, isn't it?
Arlo: That's a good thing!
Arlo: That's one reason they're such great calendars!
Arlo: They last forever!
In case anyone hasn’t heard this over the last 8-9 months…http://articles.washingtonpost.com/2012-05-10/national/35455922_1_william-saturno-mayan-city-calendars
It was an asteroid, not a comet, and it was only 36 m across, not even as big as the one that hit Siberia in 1908. Besides which, it isn’t going to hit us anyway.
For those wishing to divest themselves of their worldly possessions and enter the new age with a clean slate you may send the above mentioned precious metals, along with stock certificates, deeds to properties, and any other material impediments to:Mayan Convergence42 Scamsalot LaneSpringfield, ST11111
I will ensure that your items serve a higher purpose!
Why are some people so eager for the world to end? We’ll have another rash at 2033 (2000 years after Jesus died) and Newton predicted 2060 from his Biblical insight. I’m sure there will be many in between, but those are the two big days off hand. Although the 2033 will bounce around a bit depending on when people think Jesus was born.
Auhdrah over 11 years ago
waiting for Frank Cruz to remind us once again it is Aztec, not Mayan since it is a round calendar
sleeepy2 over 11 years ago
I love the absurd indulgences of this strip!
daniel_bel over 11 years ago
I read the Mayan calendar was valid for much more than one solar year.
toppop52 over 11 years ago
In case anyone hasn’t heard this over the last 8-9 months…http://articles.washingtonpost.com/2012-05-10/national/35455922_1_william-saturno-mayan-city-calendars
George Alexander over 11 years ago
I love the indulged absurdities of this strip!
1504jarvis over 11 years ago
Good point Arlo . . . it will be a real collectors item in another 5,200 years.
daveoverpar over 11 years ago
Looks like the calendar will make a great coaster for a keg of beer.
scottjsmith.peng over 11 years ago
It was an asteroid, not a comet, and it was only 36 m across, not even as big as the one that hit Siberia in 1908. Besides which, it isn’t going to hit us anyway.
1504jarvis over 11 years ago
I think that maybe more than an asteroid passed over some readers heads.
Llywus over 11 years ago
For those wishing to divest themselves of their worldly possessions and enter the new age with a clean slate you may send the above mentioned precious metals, along with stock certificates, deeds to properties, and any other material impediments to:Mayan Convergence42 Scamsalot LaneSpringfield, ST11111
I will ensure that your items serve a higher purpose!
Rottiluv over 11 years ago
Why are some people so eager for the world to end? We’ll have another rash at 2033 (2000 years after Jesus died) and Newton predicted 2060 from his Biblical insight. I’m sure there will be many in between, but those are the two big days off hand. Although the 2033 will bounce around a bit depending on when people think Jesus was born.
gekk0 over 11 years ago
It wasn’t a comet, it was an asteroid. And a very small one, at that. And I want half of whatever precious metals that you get…