Dick Tracy by Mike Curtis and Charles Ettinger for December 18, 2012

Hoo boy . . .

Kinky.And just when we’d hoped David was going to be realistic. Well, maybe it’ll save her when she gets into trouble (and we know she will).

This is not gonna turn out well. Unless Broadway’s goal is to make costumed crimefighters look like fools in the eyes of the public, and he only intends to humiliate them. He does seem to dislike “costumes”.

Oh brother. I had a little hope for David, but it turns out he’s as big a flake as she is.

Or rather, it gives HER a better chance, at least

At least they have the sense to wear Kevlar. I don’t expect their weapons are going to be much use against guns, though.

Spear gun & sword vs firearms = FAIL

The best way to deal with people like this is to ignore them. All they are trying to do is get a rise out of people. if we give them NO attention sooner or later they will get tired of trying and just fade into the history of this board.

D’aww! When you care enough to give the very best… ;)

I just flagged the idiot.

To paraphrase Mr. Wizard: Drizzle-drazzle, drizzle-drome, time for these two to stay home.

hello johnnycat you blatant racist, consider your comment flagged by me. take your ignorance and white supremacist views elsewhere.

ya know, i was just looking at the decorations on david and stephanie’s tree and caught myself thinking “Gee, how art deco!” then i gasped! lol!

Today we got a glimpse of “Chekov’s gun.” Though I’m not fond of the plots underway right now, I am VERY happy with the pacing.

Flag the racist troll.………………………………………..Kevlar at best is a risky protection. Recently in Chicago a cop was badly wounded when a gunshot slipped in under the shoulder-opening of his vest. And even at their best, older versions of bullet-resistant (not “bullet-proof”!) vest are no guarantee of survival. I still fear for simple Stephanie, and although David is more realistic, she may sweep him along in this folly….

Good morning all…

I see that I’m late for the fights today!

Hey, if it gets her into the bedroom then is OK!

Top of the mornin’ fellow Tracyphiles

One comments on her face

Another about her race

Who are we to sit and judge

To whom Cupid gives a nudge

“Love, twue love” is hard to find

Of appearance, it gives no mind

It matters not if your gay or straight

It’s all in the hands of fate

To find someone with which to spend your life

Through joyous days and those of strife

Is simply a wonderment to me

And I say just let it be.

This is gonna be a wild one!

That is one freaky tree.

They will be tracked down and their home will be blown up. Their happiness will turn to tragedy. Or… maybe only one of them will be killed, and the other will become so consumed with vengeance, they become the scourge of the city.

Must say that we have some really impressive poets at Gocomics!

“If in Act I you have a pistol hanging on the wall, then it must fire in the last act.”

Thus, a Kevlar vest given for Christmas must eventually catch a bullet. Here’s hoping it saves the Piranha’s life.

Thank you all, for flagging the racist creep who left their poison here. after CT, it’s especially disgusting.

I think he intends to make fools of them and kill them.

________________________________I don’t know if Broadway’s motivation is to kill them but I think he certainly wants to set them up to take the fall for his crimes.

As others have said, the reference to kevlar tells us Cinn and BP will probably be facing gunfire soon. Here’s hoping the two lovable knuckleheads survive and get out of the costume business once and for all.

These two aren’t very bright but at least bright enough to try and protect themselves.

I am not understanding that tree at all. But I’m anxious to see how this story turns out!

Gotta say I find that tree interesting, too.It looks like fabric draped over a vertical stand.(Kinda like something they might make on the Moon…)

Mikeyj, kudos to you, Steven, SaskSledDog, tsull and all the others who’ve flagged away the racist!Let’s keep it up!

She really is ole horseface. Love is blind, one can see that david loves her. In panel 1 she doesn’t look all that bad. If she doesn’t get killed off maybe Joe can draw a nice hairdo on her, give her a makeup makeover if they even do that. it’s all in fun and I love it.

I checked the wikia site and saw this. This is how I remember Mrs. Chin Chiller. Hubba hubba…

P.S. that scene took place on the moon. So it all ties back to our story! hehe And NightShade09 you’re right I’m spoiled by Moon Maid!

Notta Chin Chillar and husband George.

She doesn’t look like any boy I’ve ever known har har.

You’re replying to Sweet Betty’s comment:“Gee, how art deco!” I wouldn’t say art deco so much as mid-century modern^^^MY IDEA OF AN ART-DECO XMAS TREE:

I wonder what David does for a living, that he can afford to have something like the Black Piranha’s costume custom made out of Kevlar?

Since some have called Stephanie “horsey faced”, etc., I kind of hate to compare here to a real person, but she kind of reminds me a little of Barbara Streisand.

I’m delighted by the attention Notta Fallar’s getting. I hear her outfit was made of kevlar, too.

Oh the irony of such a present in the wake of recent events.

Yes! More wonderfulness: Peabody’s Improbable History, Fractured Fairy Tales and Aesop & Son. All part of the classic Rocky and Bullwinkle Show. And who can forget “Bullwinkle’s Corner, featuring the dimwitted moose attempting to inject culture into the proceedings by reciting (and acting out) poems and nursery rhymes, inadvertently and humorously butchering them.” Who might have been warped and inspired by such glorious nonsense, I wonder…

Jay Ward was a genius!

I saw this at Walmart.The Complete Fractured Fairy Tales

…….so now the Pirahna has kevlar….but does the Knight? Because it would be ironic if he ends up getting killed, wouldn’t it?. Also…..why does everybody make fun of poor Stephanie just because she’s not a beauty queen? It’s not like she’s ugly, either…plus she looks in good shape, has a nice personality, seems a very caring person and obviously must have some other things going for her as well but (this is a family newspaper, lol) to attractthe kind of guy she did People make soooo much of looks, looks, looks nowadays…….you have to be really good looking for a lot ofd jobs where in actuality it shouldn’t make a bit of difference…….like reading the news, etc