Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 12, 2012

I’ll go with Call a Cab

Drink fast. Leave at 6:55.

I don’t see start a brawl and wake up in the drunk tank on that schedule.

what’s next, a beer hall putsch?

Was it W.C. Fields?: “A man has to believe in something, and I believe I’ll have another drink.”

And way better than the POTUS has.

A fellow dropped in to his corner bar for his evening usual, and he asked “Say, Ralph, what’s with him?” indicating a customer who was snoring with his head on the bar. Ralph said, “That’s Grimsby. He drank a toast to Mrs. Grimsby, then a toast to each one of Mrs Grimsby’s seventeen cats. That’s too dam many cats!”

Now that is just down right crazy; imagine getting things done……

My kind of bar. If you make it through Happy Hour, then you’re in the proper philosophical state of mind, to cope with Fix the Economy Hour.Should you still be standing, after that, then you are in the perfect bellicose mood for Mideast Crises Resolution Hour.Don’t worry about Call A Cab Hour. You won’t remember but the bartender will. He’s got your address and for a substantial tip ( well worth it ) will see you get safely home.What happens when you get there is your own problem but you can solve it. After all, you solved all the world’s problems earlier.

Ba-dum-ching!

I don’t know – shouldn’t there be a five minute break each hour for “calling the cops to break up the fight”?

That’s how my ex’s meetings went. Why is my “ex.”

Finally! A place for all the gocomics political trolls to go!

Only if it’s a topless bar.

@Richard S. Russell….back to the future for this guy!

What time is my religion is better than your religion hour?

@runar; That’s good ol’ George Booth’s cartoon in the New Yorker mag.George is still at it, they tell me…86 and still going.. I have a collection of his stuff right here (pat-pat)

I’m not sure our Super Rich consider themselves Americans or are strictuly faithful to any one country, although the U.S. is probably their preferred base of operations. I consider them “Internationals,” temporarily supporting whatever institutions seem to maintain and increase their wealth: The Divine Right of Things.

You said: “So I take it you’ll be there at 7? And if we let you talk, the discussion should be over by 7:10, since you know it all.”-Zing! You got me for my little joke! Now run along and unnecessarily attack someone else….go ahead….you can go now….it’s all right….you’ve done what you intended….feel superior?….go on now….go.

Little strummer boy… Appologist for people that have nothing to do with. you. A shill on you own dime.

I sincerly beleive the President has a plan…but his plan might not have anything to do with saving the country…..it incolves stepping out the back door and boarding AF1 for his “Holday” trip to Hawaii ASAP.

Wow!!! You guys are getting worse over here than Dunesbury. I think I’ll take my hot chocolate and move on.

So, tell me… Just exactly where is this bar located?