Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 08, 2012

So Elton has a lot of red suits?

Elton is a Yamaha™ Artist. Expect a note from some lawyers. Of course, Yamaha’s people are not near the b******* that S******* & Sons are.

Briatollah…Santa needing to borrow a beard would have been funnier…

Well he came to the right person for a bright and colorful suit! Sir Elton must have quite a few!

I guess that’s why they call it the reds.

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I never put any comments on the comics I read…but this was the best one ever!! & Elton is such a caring person, I know he would let Santa have all of his red suits… but I bet he would draw the line over which glasses Santa can have :-)

Clyde… it’s you, isn’t it?As ever, you nailed it.

Well there are not many guys he could go to for a red suit! Santa knows you when you’re sleeping etc.

Why does Santa wear red suspenders? To hold his underwear up.

pcolli…. I wasn’t under the impression you needed one…..not the Elton kind!LOL

what made you so awfully clever?

I will always know.I’m going to e-mail you…. I don’t know whether you ever see it, though.