Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for December 06, 2012

So it’s fine by me if the Duckworth family didn’t change their name, but why would they name a son Donald?

I especially about those whose first and last names are especially bad together, like Supply Belcher.

I’ve known a few Ronald McDonald’s in my time, but they were all named before the clown came along and ruined a perfectly good Scottish name.