It’s a cheesy tune that we’ve learned to sing;We would rather do almost anything;We can’t wait to be doneAnd go out and have fun;It’s not music after all!IT’S NOT MUSIC AFTER ALL!IT’S NOT MUSIC AFTER ALL!IT’S NOT MUSIC AFTER ALL!IT’S A CHEESY TUNE!(actual parody lyrics written by someone who worked some years prior at the Small World Pavilion – he started the parody with that, I added the next set, and together we created possibly the longest and probably the worst takeoff of this song of all time… well over a hundred verses before we ran out of ideas…)
Also:Mice wear pants but Ducks don’tSome dogs walk on two legs and talk, others don’tWoodland animals make excellent domesticsSeven “height challenged” men can live together without it being gay (perhaps)
Bilan over 11 years ago
That’s the best weapon to defeat Dirk Raider!
Peabody-Martini over 11 years ago
This gives a whole new meaning to “In space no one can hear you scream”.
Rakkav over 11 years ago
It’s a cheesy tune that we’ve learned to sing;We would rather do almost anything;We can’t wait to be doneAnd go out and have fun;It’s not music after all!IT’S NOT MUSIC AFTER ALL!IT’S NOT MUSIC AFTER ALL!IT’S NOT MUSIC AFTER ALL!IT’S A CHEESY TUNE!(actual parody lyrics written by someone who worked some years prior at the Small World Pavilion – he started the parody with that, I added the next set, and together we created possibly the longest and probably the worst takeoff of this song of all time… well over a hundred verses before we ran out of ideas…)
Rakkav over 11 years ago
Meanwhile, the version Dirk Raider’s crew is hearing isn’t even balanced metrically. It’s an error, after all… :P
Coyoty Premium Member over 11 years ago
Dirk’s crew will now be called the Space Pirates of the Carribbean.
He hopes Disney doesn’t find out “Dirk” is actually his middle name and his first name is really Donald.
McSpook over 11 years ago
Also:Mice wear pants but Ducks don’tSome dogs walk on two legs and talk, others don’tWoodland animals make excellent domesticsSeven “height challenged” men can live together without it being gay (perhaps)
Captain Colorado over 11 years ago
What kind of Mickey Mouse outfit is this?Oh, that kind!
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 11 years ago
I am looking forward to the scene where Dirk is waiting in the deathstar’s Waldmart photo shop singing "Someday my prints will come . . . " . . ☻
Kali39 over 11 years ago
DIRK: What do you mean, I’ve been added to some Pirates ride? Does that mean I’m going to be in the next movie?
klunker rider over 11 years ago
Hostile Work Environment defined!
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML over 11 years ago
R.U. Sirius?… before you know it, Brewster will be Effin’ Goofy….
kaecispopX over 11 years ago
And with that tune, we get a true definition of evil.