Monty by Jim Meddick for December 09, 2012
December 08, 2012
December 10, 2012
Transcript:
Thank you. Enjoy. You will discover many new tantalizing lo mein dishes in the near future... What does your say? Steamed broccoli and snow peas will lead to a long, happy life... Minds just a 15% off coupon for General Tso's sweet red bean buns.
hometownk Premium Member over 11 years ago
Duh.
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member over 11 years ago
You have to add the words “in bed” at the end of your fortune. It’s a riot.
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Maybe Monty is just reading the wrong side of a sponsored fortune-cookie fortune, with its inane little aphorism being on the flip side….
Ida No over 11 years ago
And Monty scores! 15% off General Tso’s red buns!
tattooedcyberidiot over 11 years ago
They cut 15% off thebun
Dave459 over 11 years ago
Mine said “That wasn’t chicken” . . . and they got my weight wrong too!
puddlesplatt over 11 years ago
are those suntanned red buns?
stamps over 11 years ago
Fortune I received once read “You will soon be dealing from a full deck.”
ironflange over 11 years ago
3 16 22 31 33 48
hometownk Premium Member over 11 years ago
Those numbers have just as much chance as any others. Or how about 4 8 15 25 47 42? I wonder how many times these have been played. lol
hayscd over 11 years ago
Beats “Death waits for you out this door” or “Beware the Mao Po”
Hunter7 over 11 years ago
You will meet a dark haired stranger.
Strod over 11 years ago
Did you know that fortune cookies are an American invention? As a grad student I had the chance to befriend many Asian students, mainly Chinese. They all found this business of odd-shaped cookies with bizarre messages inside completely hilarious (specially in bed), and claimed they had never seen one in their hometown. Their first fortune cookie experiences usually went like this.
fhhuber over 11 years ago
You must be smarter than the equipment you are attempting to operate… this machine has none… you lose.