Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for November 05, 2012

It’s Sheriff Monkey’s muscle, Ed and Fred!

Well, there goes the old neighborhood.

Old Glenn better not be out of banana daquiris.

Then Glenn remembers why he’s all gussied up in a Hawaiian shirt and cargo shorts. He was to be the guest of honor at the post Halloween bash at the Tiki Hut. And his escort had just arrived.

But no, it’s Fred & Ed, Ballard St Fashion Police & Gorilla Tac Squad. They’ve caught him hands down wearing socks with sandals.It’s a right cop…But it was still going to hurt.

LOL…. we all had variations of the same idea…That’s what we get for electing a monkey our sheriff!

Actually, it’s a good thing…. we’re not afraid. We know that fierce gorillas showing up might just be the Sheriff’s department, and the Monkey has it under control.Wild dogs might just be taxi drivers…and that elephant?Just a local fireman.I like it!

Great party last night!Thanks everybody.Bev! …. I didn’t even THINK of that….. you’re right.

So glad I’m tired early…I’ve got to get up earlier the next couple of days.In fact, I’m gonna be scarce around here till Wednesday.

Another election to work Tuesday…16 hours then…. and lots of preparation tomorrow.

Gosh, X…. I guess I won’t wear my planned (sniffle) sandals and socks…

Whatever your question is, the answer is “Anything they want.”

I hope this is from my new meds, thinks Glenn.

You’re right Glenn.This’ll be twice as bad as the last Gorillagram.

Who’s going to police the Ballard Street Fashion Police and Gorilla Tac Squad ?

(Ballard Street Fashion Police and Tac Squad)

Shoot! It’s the in-laws.

They must be insurance salesmen. They look like they have mayhem on their minds……….

Fred…… Ethel!!!!!!I see your trip to Africa went well.Come in to have a spot of tea?

I cant tell if they are pollsters for Obama or Romney?

Glen was never known as a fashion plate. Socks and sandals with shorts are a definite no-no around here. I’m not going to say anything about the Hawaiian shirt other than I hope Fred and Ed showed him of his ways. A floral print would be much more attractive on a gentleman his age… just sayin’

Oh look! Pretty monkey’s! I will take them to the Light House and feed them cheese whiz an tequila and bananas and we will play games and have ever so much fun! The turkey’s are on vacation. They can have their rooms. Oh joy!!

I mean I perfer bananas and miracle whip dressing sandwich or Peanut butter and jalapenos (mild).The tequila just adds flavor and atmosphere.I read in MSN news that clowns have invaded Mexico. I thought they were suppose to be here for the elections tomorrow. Oh wait They already are!!!!!!! Obama and Romney! Along with Biden and Ryan the straight(??) guys.PIES IN THE FACE FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Listening now to Three Dog Night“Mama Told me not to Come.”Sounds like last nights Dallas game.

Glenn’s gonna be in even more trouble when they realize those aren’t real donuts.

Got it on very reliable source. Romney is gonna win.Redskins Lost.In every election year whenever the Redskins lost the incumbent lost the election.Check the stat its true.

The gorillas:“Can we talk to you about letting Jesus Christ into your life?”Glenn:“Ummmmm let me ask my wife. HONNEEE can you come out here a minute.”

Okay here it is.Glenn:“Hey Honey, your mother and your sister are here to visit!”

kalm down everbuddy…. (jeesh ah hate mundays)thats jus mah cuzzins Horace an Gunther… ah wuz relatin to them why ah had to miss teh big partee on Saturday nite an well… its a loong story, so hear goes…-——————————ah wuz gittin awl spruced up wit mah cost yume (“Gorrila Mah Dreemz”… ya’ll member right…? Stell had ta do sum last minit alter ashuns) an rite wen ah wuz sendin an update usin the BS Inner Net Survers… well, mah ‘pooter took a dump… (not THAT ’pooter…. Ling…. mah laptop at the Shrrifs Orfice!)well ah cawled teh Greek “Geek Skwad” an teh came on over an found taht mah ’pooter had bin vilated in a most pinful why..!! An tehy traced teh vilater to this feller at teh North end of BS… hiz name is Glenn…. thets rite… teh wun wit teh uglee orenge shirt wit donuts on it… a reel amachur hacker of teh wurst kind…. an wit mah ’pooter bein down an such, ah had ta stay at teh orfice awl nigth an day yesturday in case ya no… sump’n came up… so’s ah missed teh big shindig…. but Batpug wuz nice enuff ta bring me sum off them devuld eggs an sum sampuls of awl teh udder goodys yall had… ah jus cudn’t chek in….Ah gess Horace an Gunther are headin’ over to Glenns house to “Clean-up” Glenns “Hard Drive”, so-ta-speak…ah think hee’s gonna be takin’ on anuther hobby soon ‘nuff… probly singin’ suprano style ahm thinkin’… oh well, it aint nice ta mess wit the munky’s ‘pooter…-—————-BTW SS… NICE Nanner soot…!!! -———————Glad ya’ll liked teh smoked Yak…!!! an incase yall din’t kno… ya shudn’t eat maybe moor tehn 7 or 9 of tehm devuled eggz…. (esp if ya hve sum eggselent ale frum Briatolla’s kegz) ya needs ta sleep with teh winders OPEN….. uh oh…. gotta run (again..!!) (ah woodn’t rekomend walkin into teh Sherrf Orfice fura nuther day or so…. jus stand outside if’n we got bizness… not til it gits aired out… jus sayin’

Willy and his “WALNUTS”Got it got it.

I met a gorilla one time.Gorilla MonsoonPro “Wrestler”I was sitting at a DL platform in Farmers Branch back in 81. It was 3 foot off the ground. Suddenly the lights went dim. I looked up into the biggest widest chest area I had ever seen. I looked up and up till I saw this tiny bald head sitting on top. It spoke. “I want to get a driver license I just moved here.” I said “Oh you’re a big one”. He laughed and told me his name. I had seen him before wrestle on the TV. He use to go up against Andre the Giant. He as as nice as nice could be. But he was definitely some one you wanted to be on his good side. My two hands together were smaller that his one hand. BIG BIG dude.

Ah member him…!!! used ta rastle in FW at teh stockyards on Sat nite rastlin’… with Fritz Von Eric an Johny Valentine an Chief Wahoo McDaniels..!!

Cleo breaks the second wall – along with the third:

https://cleoandcompany.net/november-4-2022/

Good morning Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan.

Master of the Obvious, that’s Glenn. If he gets riled up, he might even call his neighbor Ned for a witness.

Does Cleo have enough tokens on her?

https://cleoandcompany.net/november-5-2022/

See above for today’s comment from me. :-D. :-D