The Grizzwells by Bill Schorr for November 21, 2012

Flora, Franny, yeah, yeah. They do both begin with an F. How much is a guy supposed to remember?

call her Franny at home and watch the fur fly then.

I gotta quarter that says…. Gunther aint gonna make it to the other side…. ! ! !

I’m an only child. My mother would look straight at me and call me the dog’s name. Lucky for her, I thought it was funny.

My dad could never remember his daughters’ names. He only had two. And one was named after his wife.