Frank and Ernest by Thaves for November 11, 2012
Transcript:
Frank: Ernie, there's a lot missing in this ad for your little 4-wheel drive vehicle! The faulty electrical system and leaky fuel line make it a huge fire hazard! Ernest: It's in there. I say "it's not just transportation, it's an adventure!" Frank: What about the steering problems? Ernest: I say "you'll be astonished at the places this vehicle will take you!" Frank: And the defective brakes? Ernest: I say "it'll drive right through anything!" Frank: Ernie, it's been up on blocks for weeks! Ernest: That's right at the top.... Ernest: ....in big, bold letters I say "off-road vehicle"!
rnmontgomery over 11 years ago
Earnie must work part time as an Obama spin doctor – just sayin :)
Poollady over 11 years ago
Beware of cars coming from the flooded areas of New Jersey! Just sayin……….
Justice22 over 11 years ago
Typical car salesman!
bmonk over 11 years ago
He could say: “It burns down the roads! It hates to stay on the roads! You won’t be able to stop driving it! A level above every other car available!”
freeholder1 over 11 years ago
Start up money. He hasn’t got millions working for him yet.