Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for March 23, 1997

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Clayton: My dad packs the best fruit snacks! Boy: Mine does! Adam: That's odd. My ears are burning. Clayton: My dad makes the best frozen waffles in the world! Boy: My dad makes the best instant oatmeal! Clayton: Well...my dad makes the best microwave popcorn! Boy: Well, my dad makes the best minute rice!Clayton: Well...my dad makes the best powdered chocolate milk! Boy: Yeah?!? Well, my dad makes the best chocolate milk with chocolate syrup!!! Clayton: Oh, yeah?!!? Well, my dad makes the best mashed potato buds in the whole universe!!...And they're perfect for flinging, too! Adam: Strange. Just as suddenly as it appeared - that burning sensation in my ears has gone away.