Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for September 30, 2012
September 29, 2012
October 01, 2012
Transcript:
Dark side of the horse Sine: The view is beautiful! Yeah well, except for that logo up there. Part of the deal... what would Abraham Lincoln say if he were alive today? Sine: Gee... My oh my, that horsey is talking! and he's talking about me! HA! Or..."I'm over 200 years old! It's a miracle! "The grim reaper must've forgotten where I live! Sine: Ha! My cell produce abnormal levels of telomerase" sine: Huh? "which functions to length the shortened chromosomal ends" Sine: So you think Lincoln would have learned biogerontology in his old age? Sure! You live and you learn... Sine: Be excellent to each other!
Coyoty Premium Member over 11 years ago
“One of the vampires got me.”“Well, this is a surprise.”“I got such a headache.”“Reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.”“What sorcery is this?”“Have you met my good friends Bill and Ted?”
Fourcrows over 11 years ago
According to many contemporary accounts, Lincoln suffered from a genetic disorder which lengthened and strengthened his bones, giving him super-human strength. Had Booth’s pistol misfired, old Abe probably would have launched him across the theater.
TheWildSow over 11 years ago
“Holy $#!+! A talking horse!”
Sherlock Watson over 11 years ago
“Open up this coffin! Let me outta here!”
Sherlock Watson over 11 years ago
“What a dull play; I needed to see that like I need a hole in the head.”
Coyoty Premium Member over 11 years ago
“I’m only worth five dollars and a penny?”
danketaz Premium Member over 11 years ago
Carson was right. It’s still too soon.
samuli creator over 11 years ago
I wrote a happier punchline on Oct 2. It used to read: “John Wilkes Booth was a lousy shot”…