Just whack him with a hammer.
Yes, she would mind. Have your mistress get them for you.
No, no! The way to ask is first for the Ambien. Then, after she brings it to you, ask for the Tiger Balm. Wait till she’s back in bed before asking for the cookies and tea. That’s how it works in our house.
Unless his legs are broken already he can jolly well get up and get them himself. “And while I’m up dear, would YOU like anything?”
Yes.
This is only ‘bliss’ if it works.
it’s like he lives at a hotel! and his wife is room service
el8 over 11 years ago
Just whack him with a hammer.
Pharmakeus Ubik over 11 years ago
Yes, she would mind. Have your mistress get them for you.
cdward over 11 years ago
No, no! The way to ask is first for the Ambien. Then, after she brings it to you, ask for the Tiger Balm. Wait till she’s back in bed before asking for the cookies and tea. That’s how it works in our house.
Dani Rice over 11 years ago
Unless his legs are broken already he can jolly well get up and get them himself. “And while I’m up dear, would YOU like anything?”
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 11 years ago
Yes.
Perkycat over 11 years ago
This is only ‘bliss’ if it works.
finch scout over 11 years ago
it’s like he lives at a hotel! and his wife is room service