“Never take the last donut” is a manners saying, meaning don’t take more than your share. But the one about a knife is a safety saying. A dull knife will cause you to work hard to cut something and may slip, while a sharp knife will cut smoothly, Of course you have to be careful with either.
Templo S.U.D. over 11 years ago
C’mon, Earl, tell us now! This 28-year-old here cannot wait to know what you mean by “don’t sneeze with a full tank”!
Llewellenbruce over 11 years ago
More senseless babbling by Earl today.
t jacobs over 11 years ago
dang it! it seems like i just turned around and all of o sudden i’m old.
GROG Premium Member over 11 years ago
Something else to look forward to.
pdeason2 over 11 years ago
there is four ways to have a full tank when your mouth is full, your tummy, bladder and I don’t have to say the other one do I.
Number Three over 11 years ago
Can Nelson WAIT until he’s older?
LOL xxx
jtviper7 over 11 years ago
Nelson won’t learn for 65 to 70 years from now…
lcdrlar over 11 years ago
“Never take the last donut” is a manners saying, meaning don’t take more than your share. But the one about a knife is a safety saying. A dull knife will cause you to work hard to cut something and may slip, while a sharp knife will cut smoothly, Of course you have to be careful with either.
dramac333 over 11 years ago
Men with prostate issues – 40% of men over 40, 50% of men over 50 and 80% of men over 80. It’s comin’ for you, guys.
hsawlrae over 11 years ago
I hear tell that Depends also make darn good mufflers.
angusdad over 11 years ago
As my dad used to say, Getting older isn’t for the faint of heart
sandigilbo over 11 years ago
Never laugh hard on a full tank, either.
bluesuede over 11 years ago
That would be funny, if it wasn’t true.
rekam Premium Member over 11 years ago
Depends have been a godsend since my slight stroke.
Kathe over 11 years ago
Earl, it’s time for grown up pull ups.