Holly: [her IQ has been increased to 12,000] Strike a light! I’m a genius again! I know everything! Metaphysics, philosophy, the purpose of being-everything! Ask me a question, any question, and I’ll answer it. Talkie Toaster: Any question? Holly: Yes. Talkie Toaster: How to break the speed of light? How to marry quantum mechanics and classical physics? Any question at all, truly anything and you will answer? Holly: Yes. Talkie Toaster: OK, here’s my question: Would you like some toast? Holly: No, thank you. Now ask me another. Talkie Toaster: Do you know anything about the use of chaos theory in predicting weather cycles? Holly: I know everything there is to know about chaos theory and predicting weather cycles. Talkie Toaster: Oh, very well. Here’s my second question: Would you like a crumpet? Holly: I’m a computer with an I.Q. of 12,000. You don’t seem to understand; I know the meaning of the universe. Talkie Toaster: That’s not answering my question. Holly: [irritated] No, I would not like a crumpet! Now ask me a sensible question, preferably one that isn’t bread related. Talkie Toaster: Very well. I have a third question. A sensible question. A question that will tax your new I.Q. to its very limits and stretch the sinews of you knowledge to bursting point. Holly: This is going to be about waffles, isn’t it? Talkie Toaster: Certainly not. And I resent the implication that I’m a one-dimensional, bread-obsessed electrical appliance. Holly: I apologise, toaster. What’s the question? Talkie Toaster: The question is this: Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite… would you like a toasted teacake? Holly: That’s another bready question. Talkie Toaster: It’s not just bready. It’s quite curranty, too. -——————————————————————————————————————-Talkie Toaster: [Holly is shutting herself off] Wait, before you go, there is one question, an important one, the others will have to know! Holly: [alarmed] What? What? Talkie Toaster: Would you like a cheese and ham Breville? -——————————————————————————————————————-
Templo S.U.D. over 11 years ago
An electric blanket? In Australian spring?
Ginger Meggs over 11 years ago
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electric_blanket
ottod Premium Member over 11 years ago
re: Wikipedia reference.
My father had both kinds—at the same time. He was always cold, but he had a nice tan. We discouraged the use of butter as a moisturizer.
steelersneo over 11 years ago
Holly: [her IQ has been increased to 12,000] Strike a light! I’m a genius again! I know everything! Metaphysics, philosophy, the purpose of being-everything! Ask me a question, any question, and I’ll answer it. Talkie Toaster: Any question? Holly: Yes. Talkie Toaster: How to break the speed of light? How to marry quantum mechanics and classical physics? Any question at all, truly anything and you will answer? Holly: Yes. Talkie Toaster: OK, here’s my question: Would you like some toast? Holly: No, thank you. Now ask me another. Talkie Toaster: Do you know anything about the use of chaos theory in predicting weather cycles? Holly: I know everything there is to know about chaos theory and predicting weather cycles. Talkie Toaster: Oh, very well. Here’s my second question: Would you like a crumpet? Holly: I’m a computer with an I.Q. of 12,000. You don’t seem to understand; I know the meaning of the universe. Talkie Toaster: That’s not answering my question. Holly: [irritated] No, I would not like a crumpet! Now ask me a sensible question, preferably one that isn’t bread related. Talkie Toaster: Very well. I have a third question. A sensible question. A question that will tax your new I.Q. to its very limits and stretch the sinews of you knowledge to bursting point. Holly: This is going to be about waffles, isn’t it? Talkie Toaster: Certainly not. And I resent the implication that I’m a one-dimensional, bread-obsessed electrical appliance. Holly: I apologise, toaster. What’s the question? Talkie Toaster: The question is this: Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite… would you like a toasted teacake? Holly: That’s another bready question. Talkie Toaster: It’s not just bready. It’s quite curranty, too. -——————————————————————————————————————-Talkie Toaster: [Holly is shutting herself off] Wait, before you go, there is one question, an important one, the others will have to know! Holly: [alarmed] What? What? Talkie Toaster: Would you like a cheese and ham Breville? -——————————————————————————————————————-
RonBerg13 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Hmmm… that’s odd – he doesn’t look like breakfast.