Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for September 25, 2012

Pleased to meet you Mr. Door.

I sense an ‘epic fail’…

“Keyser Söze.”

What? Not Nick Soapdish?

Awe, he’s a door able…..

When is Brewster not a door?

Emma Door? Man, she’s an ugly woman.“Cliff, why’d you fire Emma?”

“I told her to wash the floor, and she tried to drown the Galactic President!”

“But that’s a bucket head!”

“It’s enough I fired her, you don’t have to call her names.”

“What’s your name gonna be?”“Um…uh…Mr. Trenchcoatedblackmanwithshades.”

D’or

" Door,James Door".

Um … uh … “Rockit”.

Door, James Door.

I would have thought “W. T. Door” but Brewster went to the Air Force Academy.

I don’t get this, actually.

He makes a better door than a window?

He’s actually channeling Death: http://wiki.lspace.org/wiki/Bill_Door

Can we call you Um-Uh?!? . . . . ☻

knob….

Name works just fine if going undercover in London Below. Although the sex change may be suspicious.

Reaper Man, by Terry Pratchett.

Wait, my uncle is named “Door” ! . . . Dr. Dor Turnbalt . . . nah not really but I thought it would be a cool cartoon name . . .

My name is Door. Dumb Door. My cousin Dora is away.

Could be Mata-door, Toreo-door, a two-door-El-door-ado, A-door-able, Conquista-door - Please somebody go to u-tube and find something by The Doors.

…k!

Don’t forget Adora Belle Dearheart, Pratchett fans!