Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for October 18, 2012

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    The#1BoiseStateFan  over 11 years ago

    Ooooooh

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    bikenboatn  over 11 years ago

    Brat!

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    Ron Dunn Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Spoiled little brat!!!!!!!!

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    kfccanada  over 11 years ago

    You turn off the TV and perch her on a stool in the corner facing the wall.

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    kfccanada  over 11 years ago

    First, Shannon has to clean up Puddles and cuddle him till he feels better….while she’s perched on the stool in the corner.

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    Catfeet Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Time to pack for military school, Shannon.

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    Comicman424  over 11 years ago

    I don’t know who needs more of a slap in the face; that brat or her flaky loser father…

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    BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member over 11 years ago

    The bleeding hearts are going to take you to task.

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    folker  over 11 years ago

    Please, you can’t reason with a 6 year old. You have to think of them as little cavemen. Talking is fine if it’s on their level and they will listen but sometimes a little pain works wonders too.

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    BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member over 11 years ago

    I think Puddles will be okay, more startled than anything. It was an aluminum can, not a bottle. When he realizes that he’s not hurt he will enjoy licking the roo’beer off of his fur.Shannon is a sociopath with no sense of empathy and no one can get through to teach her.Luann never really volunteered for this responsibility; it was shoved onto her at the last minute.Luann is going to lose her cool, and Shannon’s heinie is going to look like two Japanese flags.

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    pseudomao  over 11 years ago

    About two hours of doing nothing but watching “Barney” ought to do it.

    Good call – that’s punishment enough (for Shannon and Luann). :)

    Poor Puddles, though…. the innocent bystander….

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    BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Oh yeah… This is just a story. None of it is real.

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    auramac  over 11 years ago

    Family counseling.

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    drewpamon  over 11 years ago

    I don’t think she is spoiled as much as she is neglected. Parents matter. Having a mother and a father who love each other matters a lot.

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    lisajwalton  over 11 years ago

    OH SNAP…IT’S ON NOW…….

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    Sisyphos  over 11 years ago

    Poor Puddles! It’s always the innocent bystanders who are the first to suffer when a sociopath snaps. And I fear young Shannon is further along that way than I had realized up to now. Luann, keep your cool, but teach her some things are not allowed.

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    upanddown17  over 11 years ago

    Paddle that kid!

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    melmarsh9v  over 11 years ago

    I’d like to see Puddles bite Shannon.

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    KasparV  over 11 years ago

    And enjoy your jail time for that move.

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    Dabit  over 11 years ago

    WAIT ! THIS IS A GOOD THING ! – Poor Puddles, yes, but now we will see Shannon realize (on her own and without being told) that she has hurt a poor innocent animal. The attention will shift to Puddles, caring for Puddles, an opportunity for Shannon to actually grow a little – she will apologize to Puddles, and who knows ? She may even apologize to Luann – - – or not : )

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    Ooten Aboot  over 11 years ago

    If you can’t discipline a child without hitting her you don’t deserve to be called an adult. If that makes me a “bleeding heart” well, “my heart bleeds”.

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    Comicdog135  over 11 years ago

    LOL

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    MDeB  over 11 years ago

    I just tried that.It did!

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    chazandru  over 11 years ago

    Google the poem, Children Learn As They Live.Does anyone know why Shannon is living with her aunt? Where’s mom and dad?Having been spanked till I bled I can testify spankings are useless without love and communication and consistency in other aspects of family life.Respectfully,C.

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    twatt2011  over 11 years ago

    @mercedesYeah, blame the babysitter for trying to get the kid to mind. Shannon made bad choices by not doing what the adult asked and there should be consequences. But not with her pants down.

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    jeanie5448  over 11 years ago

    I agree with Night-Gaunt49, when a child is pretty much left to themselves they get used to doing what they want, BUT Luann needs to learn the first important lesson of parenthood and/or babysitting, PICK YOUR BATTLES. Sometimes it is easier to just sit down with them, because sooner or later they will get tired of you sitting there and go off to do something else. Or go in the kitchen and start something like baking cookies, even the ones from a roll, and they WILL come see what you are doing. The child is a NOT a brat, she is just a lonely little girl that wants attention, and bad behavior gets her that attention. I feel sorry for her.

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    ManateeGag  over 11 years ago

    I hope the dog bites her.

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    kenwarnerfordictator  over 11 years ago

    I don’t care what anybody says. It’s time for a good old fashioned SPANKING! And if puddles is seriously hurt, that would be the last time she would ever enter my house.

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    agentadq  over 11 years ago

    Oh no she di-int!

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    ajh2i  over 11 years ago

    Depending on how full that can was, Puddles may need to be rushed to an emergency vet. Can you imagine getting beaned on the head by a nearly full soda can! I dropped one on my foot once and thought I had broken it (my foot, not the can).

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    Heavenly Nostrils  over 11 years ago

    Spanking isn’t violent. I would much rather get my kid’s attention with a few whaps on the bottom than have her misbehave until she’s hurt or in prison someday. One day it’s throwing a can of root beer, years later it’s drugs and crime. Parents have to love their kids enough to discipline them. Sometimes “time out” is just time for them to tune out.

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    JB10000Lakes  over 11 years ago

    This is where you grab her by the back of the neck and march her down the street to Brad’s house, ring the bell and too bad if there’s a “sock on the doorknob” or the “house is rockin’”, you explain the situation and dump the brat.

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    cdward  over 11 years ago

    A teenaged babysitter who is not related to the child does not do that unless they are stupid. If the kid is a brat, don’t you think the parent is the kind who will call the cops on you? And hitting someone else’s kid is against the law. If they want to do something about this girl, the thing to do is refuse to ever watch her again.

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    scooter_1977  over 11 years ago

    Kids like this need to spanked, and then they need to be shut in a quiet room in the dark, no phone, no tv, no computer. I didn’t have any of those things when I was a kid ANYWAY, so when I got spanked all I could do was sit down with my sore butt in the dark and remember why it was that happened in the first place, then I remembered to NEVER do that bad thing again!

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    uncledad_99  over 11 years ago

    Are Brad and Toni making out? Is she going to tell him she wants to get mmarried? When will Ox show up at Weenie World with his lawyer Uncle and rich Dad? Puddles might die from his injury.

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    Doctor11  over 11 years ago

    Save the doggy!

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    CandyBramlett  over 11 years ago

    Surprised at the violent reactions toward Shannon… she’s just a little girl. Accidents happen, and Luann did her part to make this one happen. I think they both need a time out… and puddles should get a bath.

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    BlitzMcD  over 11 years ago

    Preach it!

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    Cajtri87  over 11 years ago

    A spanking would not hurt a thing. Big difference from one good whack on the butt and real violence. This “never” spank your children silliness and reason with them all the time just doesn’t work for all the time. Talking is good, but first you have to get their attention!

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    sameyers  over 11 years ago

    Toni spends a lot of time with Shannon, but I’ve never seen Toni try to correct behavior. I think to try and make up for Dad’s neglect, Toni lets Shannon get away with a lot and that’s not a favor to a kid.

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    Endunamoo  over 11 years ago

    Time for a time out, I have dealt with kids like this, you have to take charge. It may take a little elbow grease, as you may have to wrestle them into the corner. But if you do not, they will continue to walk all over you.

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    Guilty Bystander  over 11 years ago

    Noooo, don’t spank her, Luann! You might hurt her feelings! Try using reason instead and be her pal, like so many parents…that ALWAYS works with six-year-olds who’ve already exhibited violent tendencies themselves.

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    cubswin2016  over 11 years ago

    Poor dog.

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    mantenere la calma  over 11 years ago

    Is ANYONE going to say anything about Puddles getting seriously injured? A small dog beaned on the head w/ a full soda can… he might not be able to just ‘shake it off’… I hope he’s ok. I also hope that Shannon learns about instant karma, NOW…

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    Little Miss Tink  over 11 years ago

    She makes me wanna bring up! [Retching]

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    SwimsWithSharks  over 11 years ago

    Shannon has anger. I’m betting there’s a reason which will be revealed.

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    cholomanaba  over 11 years ago

    Sweeeeet!!!!! The american way…..

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    Yuban333  over 11 years ago

    Off to the dungeon with the little snot nosed brat!

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    Dconskjk  over 11 years ago

    Ouch. Poor puddles. I’d say now is the time for Luann to think like a grown up. Shannon wants tv, unplug it. She wants root beer, put them out of reach. When Shannon’s inevitable tantrum starts, ignore it. This is all about getting attention, so take it away until Shannon can earn the attention positively.

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    ncalifgirl58  over 11 years ago

    I so agree. Kids need role modeling, not orders and been pawned off.

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    CHAZ.SHIELDS  over 11 years ago

    wrong

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    Allan CB Premium Member over 11 years ago

    ONE solid swat on the behind, and set her in the corner until she apologizes.

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    Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML   over 11 years ago

    CUJO…!!!in 3… 2…. 1….

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    coulterjc  over 11 years ago

    she should done that cuz i do when someone not listen to me then i do all i can to unplug the dang tv ha.

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    ACTIVIST1234  over 11 years ago

    At last – Puddles gets his day in the sun!

    Luann deserved it— she’s been acting on Shannon’s level for some time. She needs to take Babysitting 101 to learn how to gain the respect & obedience of children. (I agree with Dr. Rosenbaum, toddlers and those unable to reason can get a quick spank to gain their attention. After that, never use physical force.)

    What happened to Quill? Is he still by his phone, waiting for an actual call?

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    TheDOCTOR  over 11 years ago

    We don’t see it but …when Toni gets back Luann is sitting in kitchen looking sad, tells Toni she was gonna paddle Shannon, pulled her britches down and saw…SCARS! Put Shannon to bed , then cried while she cleaned root beer off Puddles.

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    sacqueboutier  over 11 years ago

    Puddles is an old dog. Is this going to turn into a crisis in which Shannon just might learn a lesson?

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    David Smirh  over 11 years ago

    Does this kid even have parents ? I don’t recall ever seeing them.

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    BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Okay, socoipath in the making.

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    ACTIVIST1234  over 11 years ago

    Katie – great sign! I may borrow it!

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    Sojourner  over 11 years ago

    It’s times like those when a straitjacket would come in handy to put the little monster in for a time out. And ear plugs for LuAnn so the spoiled child’s screaming won’t be quite so loud. I’m just sooooo lucky that my son was such an easy-going kid.

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    Waddling Eagle  over 11 years ago

    Bite her, Puddles!

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    autumngirl Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Time outs do nothing for that kind of behavior. Luann needs to put that child over her knee and give her butt a good spanking, just like we used to get when we were kids and misbehaved! It won’t kill her, or scar her for life! Then, Luann needs to start teaching that child (since no one else is!) what proper behavior is! And yes, the child is in desperate need of proper adult attention, not just half-baked babysitting.

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    LittleContessa  over 11 years ago

    Luann was trying to help instruct her that there are things in life that are more important than herself. She was not screaming at her except when she was not doing as she was told.

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    LittleContessa  over 11 years ago

    This little girl obviously is in need of love and discipline. Discipline is a form of instruction and not necessarily in the form of spanking. She needs someone with a firm attitude to help her understand that the way that she is acting is not going to benefit herself or help those around her to like her.

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    1148559  over 11 years ago

    I know what a tea bagger is. In plain english, it is an oral rapist. Why you feel the need to use such a disgusting obscenity on a family strip is beyond me!

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    Sheriff Mordecai Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Greg’s alternate version shows Luann tossing Shannon into the business end of a wood chipper, but the John Deere company would have made too big a fuss if it were to be published.

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    transylvanian  over 11 years ago

    That child needs her bottom spanked, in the worst possible way! :( Poor Puddles.

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    Bennn  over 11 years ago

    Isn’t anyone interested in what Brad and Daytona are doing?

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    GoComUN  over 11 years ago

    Looks like Greg is gonna kill off Puds

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    jhas  over 11 years ago

    I think a little butt warming is long overdo…

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    Shineclan  over 11 years ago

    Is it just me, Or does Shannon remind anyone else of a young Tiffany with black hair ?

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    chazandru  over 11 years ago

    oh no….am I going to have to go to Luannwiki to find this character’s story line.to quote Charlie Brown…ACK!thans Jpirard

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    tbritt99  over 11 years ago

    Ugh. Dead kid.

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    Popeyesforearm  over 11 years ago

    Bite her Puddles! Bite her!

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    coldsooner  over 11 years ago

    Never try to teach someone else’s kid manners. It can ruin friendships, and even get teachers reprehended. And it can also make the kid worse, if that’s possible.

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    nj23nut  over 11 years ago

    Time for a smack across the heiny!

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    amzracefan  over 11 years ago

    HOPE THE BRAT DIDN’T HURT THE DOG

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    Rockabore  over 11 years ago

    Luann is so F’ing pissed off. She looks like she’s going to slap the kid.

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    WyattMute  over 11 years ago

    …or “Frasier”…

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    kenhense  over 11 years ago

    Greg has managed to make the Luann/Babysitter arc as interesting as the other pending arcs. I don’t think we ever saw Shannon’s father – much less what life is like for her at home. Nevertheless some kind of reward/punishment/toughlove thing is badly needed. Soon we’ll see what Toni’s emergency is…

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    BillWa  over 11 years ago

    Wrong, Luann did not, as you say, pawn off the chores, she tried to have Shannon HELP with them, something Shannon should do, not just take stuff and mooch. I see a bigt blowup when Toni and Brad get home. It is time to apply the Board of education to the Seat of learning.

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    Athelstane  over 11 years ago

    Spanking. Go to room. Exile.

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    samwas35  over 11 years ago

    Time for Mr. Razor Strop

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    JLK235  over 11 years ago

    Honestly the way this child behaves, if you guys remember way back if TJs boss at that restaurant and got bit by her just by seeing how she acted, i would have just said ow and still take the crown back because she is indeed a very nasty little brat who deserves a good smack on the butt OR a true time out. She has enough adult people her in life to set her straight. Time to take the bull by the horns everyone and show little Shannon what happens to spoiled little nasty brats. Sorry I work in retail and I see this ALL the time so even in a cartoon it makes my blood boil to see children so young behave so disrespectfully.

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    Terrywoebegone  over 11 years ago

    Poor Puddles, he’s about 30 now. What to do Lu? You need to discipline her somehow, but how will you deal with it? Better give Bwad and Toni a full report.

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    Charles Weir  over 11 years ago

    Maybe Puddles will bite Shannon, then will have to go to the vets as she made him sick.

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    ShagsCA  over 11 years ago

    Whoop whoop upside the head!!!

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    lmonteros  over 11 years ago

    What’s happened with Luann? She used to be able to handle Shannon. I got the point about being selfish…but now it seems she has lost all her babysitting skills.

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    Gokie5  over 11 years ago

    True confession – I read a page or two of comments, but not all. However, I’d like to put my two cents’ worth in. (I do realize this is a comic strip, but similar scenes are often played out in real life.) We knew a couple of married couples, community-college teachers, who each adopted a little girl to round out their families. (One family already had two boys, the other two boys and a girl.) The newborn daughter of Family #1 turned out to have bipolar disorder; the other, who was also a baby when adopted, had severe behavior problems and wound up in an institution. Both are in their forties now, and have improved. The other children turned out fine, with no significant problems. No amont of beatings or otherwise inflicted pain could have straightened out these girls. As far as we could see, both families loved their adopted girls and tried to treat them the same as their other kids. (We also know kids who were adopted and turned out fine.) There are too many variables involved to make a dogmatic comment without being intimately involved with the situation.

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    Faith :)  about 8 years ago

    Poor puddles

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