FoxTrot by Bill Amend for September 30, 2012

Yeah, and just wait until Andy sees this mess — she’ll go beyond psychopathic!

You’re right — I stand corrected. However, Dexter is anything but psychotic in his methodology, which is why I chose “psychopathic” in the first place.

In any event, Jason is about to find out what “violence” really is!

First Game of Thrones, now Dexter? Jason, is what, 10 years old? Do Jason’s parent set no boundaries?

The patterns he’ll be cleaning up with the seat of his pants…

Dexter? Umm… oh, yeah, another cable TV show. Like “Game of Thrones,” another reason to not have cable. Not because I object to the shows, but because I’m too busy having a life to commit that many hours (and dollars) to being passively entertained.

Some people don’t like TV, it bores my hubby. But he’ll gladly spend $$ on a video game that he can interact with. Interaction, not unlike the comment section on these comics that makes them more intersting than the ones in a newspaper……

Gee, I seem to have stepped on a tender nerve. Note that I did not say YOU shouldn’t watch “Dexter” or “Game of Thrones”; I just said I can’t afford to commit the time (and yes, money) to watch them. As I understand it, these are both ongoing-plot shows, so if you can’t commit to being in front of the TV every week you’ll quickly get lost. I’m not willing to do that. Same reason that I gave up on “Fringe” a season or so ago; the program required too much of a regular commitment, even though it’s on free over-the-air TV..As for the funny pages, they’re a quick read and I enjoy them. And with the exception of a few strips with ongoing plot lines (like Dick Tracy or Skin Horse), it’s no big deal if I miss a few days..It would be legitimate, however, to ask why I’m spending my time explaining this…

Forensically speaking, they’re spatter patterns, not splatter, which I’m sure Jason knew but just forgot, as he’s much smarter than me.

Just noticed something: Wonder how Jason’s glasses stayed perfectly clean in the splattering mess?

the dark passenger is not amused

Wait a minute… in an earlier strip, Andy said he wasn’t allowed to see some Disney-owned movies…SO WHY IS HE ALLOWED TO WATCH “DEXTER!”

Dexter’s Lab is literally a cartoon! It’s a Cartoon Network SHOW! From the 1990s! Do you realize you guys are treating Dexter’s like “Game Of Thrones?”

oh, and Dexter’s isn’t Disney-owned.

Oh em gee that is a lot of smoothie