Close to Home by John McPherson for December 15, 2009

Its not cute, but its functional.Better than a red nose.

Yeah but the red nose glows and lights the way…

“GPS system” = “Global Positioning System system”

well they do make those skins for different electronic devices, maybe they can get one for this GPS

here ya go santa, check this out

http://sticviews.com/articles/electronic-device-skins.aspx

the other reindeer will STILL laugh and call him names….

“hey GPS face!—where ya going today? HAHAHAHAHA!”

I don’t know. Rudolph The GPS-nosed Reindeer just doesn’t have the same ring as Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer does.

Next it’ll be a diesel-powered sleigh and reindeer burgers on Santa’s grill.

Santa is smoking a pipe! That is definitely not PC!

WTG Santa

Hmmm….Santa’s looking thinner than usual. I hope it’s not cancer.

That’s what he gets for smoking a tobacco pipe!

WyattMute;

are you sure santa is smoking tobacco?

after all he is always grinning

“On Tom-Tom, on Garmin, on Cobra and Nextar…”