This could end up like one of the “monkey’s paw” stories, or like a bargain with Farchgrind. He’ll live to 99, yes… but only after suffering from a crippling stroke at 45 and being paralyzed and bedridden for half a century :-(
I remember when the song When I’m 64 came out in 1967 and I was 12 years old, I’m 69 now and those years went by like a blink of an eye. 99 is around the corner Doc.
Leroy about 2 months ago
“The good news is, the arthritis is treatable. But whether that will resolve the grimness, well that’s another story…”
baddawg1989 about 2 months ago
Just don’t eat the Salmon Mousse, doc.
RLG Premium Member about 2 months ago
You’ll live until 99, but when will you get Alzheimers?
Dobie Premium Member about 2 months ago
Ol’ Bonehead is gonna renege on that deal… you just know it!
Superhawk about 2 months ago
Be careful what you wish for….
The Orange Mailman about 2 months ago
99 – You keep holding my hand
Oh – 99 They don’t know who I am
Oh 99
DavidPlatt about 2 months ago
This could end up like one of the “monkey’s paw” stories, or like a bargain with Farchgrind. He’ll live to 99, yes… but only after suffering from a crippling stroke at 45 and being paralyzed and bedridden for half a century :-(
Gameguy49 Premium Member about 2 months ago
Don’t sell yourself short. When you are 99 you will want to have a 100th birthday.
P51Strega about 2 months ago
This is why you “treat” the arthritis, but not cure it.
P51Strega about 2 months ago
Tomorrow Doc goes to the deli and takes a number for service… 99.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 2 months ago
Won’t come for me? What kind of practice is this!!
Impkins Premium Member about 2 months ago
Bleeb, do NOT look up that dress! :)
cuzinron47 about 2 months ago
When Grim made the deal he had his fingers crossed.
cuzinron47 about 2 months ago
You’ll be alright Grimmy, Bleeb’s got your back.
Buoy about 2 months ago
Brave Bleeb, flirting with death.
rbullfogg about 2 months ago
A deal with this guy, you may want to add a quality of life clause! LOL
Buoy about 2 months ago
Is this a prescription for life or death?
Smeagol about 2 months ago
I remember when the song When I’m 64 came out in 1967 and I was 12 years old, I’m 69 now and those years went by like a blink of an eye. 99 is around the corner Doc.
the lost wizard about 2 months ago
You’ll probably welcome him with feeble arms. :)
raybarb44 about 2 months ago
What he didn’t tell you is that you will be bedridden with necessary constant medical attention until you turn 99……
eb110americana about 2 months ago
“Okay, but I still think you’re upcharging me for those X-rays…”
KenDHoward1 about 2 months ago
Hmmm … Death has issues with joints and such … Makes him seem that much more regular … I’d have a drink with him before I go … ;)
geese28 about 2 months ago
age 99 Doc. Don’t forget that part
jbduncan about 2 months ago
I had my arthritic thumbs surgically repaired- so, iIm good until at least 99?