Close to Home by John McPherson for May 30, 2024

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    Leroy  about 2 months ago

    This practice was discontinued when the new owner took Hard Black Rubber Ball Soup off the menu.

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    comixbomix  about 2 months ago

    Didn’t matter – no one would eat there anyway.

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    RobinHood  about 2 months ago

    Not a Scene I Want From an Italian Restaurant.

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    kaycstamper  about 2 months ago

    Blackened meatballs or tonsils?

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    The Orange Mailman  about 2 months ago

    I’m down.

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    Dobie  Premium Member about 2 months ago

    My pasta looks okay, but my meatballls look funny… this one has a dust bunny on it!

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    dbrucepm  about 2 months ago

    A bottle of red, a bottle of white

    It all depends upon your appetite

    I’ll meet you any time you want

    In our Italian restaurant

    Billy Joel

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    phritzg Premium Member about 2 months ago

    When they played a version of this game in a delicatessen, it led to the invention of pickleball.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 2 months ago

    As a promotional gimmick they could be used as t-shirt cannons!

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 2 months ago

    They’re practical chokers.

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    raybarb44  about 2 months ago

    Must be a pretty good restaurant with so many staff personnel……

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    cuzinron47  about 2 months ago

    The lady says “Get your arms off me, I’m not loaded!”.

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    Impkins  Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I really dislike Dodge Ball. I would dislike this even more. :)

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    cactusbob333  about 2 months ago

    I always thought those things went in that end and out the other.

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    the lost wizard  about 2 months ago

    They even have cheerleaders. Regurgitate, regurgitate, bring up all the food you ate. :)

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    eb110americana  about 2 months ago

    This is probably why they got that “C” rating. That can’t be hygienic.

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    "It's the End of the World!!!" Premium Member about 2 months ago

    The PC freaks and Karens of the world would never allow dodgeball in any form to go on without a fight.

    We shall prevail over them though.

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    Moonkey Premium Member about 2 months ago

    My dog wants to know if they need a cleanup crew. She would be happy to help.

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    pamela welch Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Good Grief!

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    mbrahms26  about 2 months ago

    This explains its “5” Zagat rating out of 30.

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    mbrahms26  about 2 months ago

    A bottle of red, a bottle of whiteA Heimlich Maneuver to round out your night!I’ll save your life if you wantAt Scalucci’s Italian restaurant!

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    geese28  about 2 months ago

    Dumpling bullets

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