Close to Home by John McPherson for May 27, 2024

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    seanfear  about 2 months ago

    there should be a special Hell for toppers

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    BigBoy  about 2 months ago

    More of a roasting or browning than a tanning isn’t it ?

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    saylorgirl  about 2 months ago

    Bleeb wouldn’t be caught in h*ll

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    Gina Carson  about 2 months ago

    The best way to show the depth of a tan is to show the contrast with the white. Don’t show me your tan, show me your white. Both (o )( o) and \|/, if you don’t mind.

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    wongo  about 2 months ago

    The devil you say!

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    The Orange Mailman  about 2 months ago

    Tanner is about to get smacked.

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    ladykat  about 2 months ago

    I don’t tan. I wear lots of sunscreen because of my very fair skin.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    It’s not really possible to tan down there where the sun don’t shine.

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    Dobie  Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Wait a minute! This isn’t a tan!?

    NYAAAAAAAAAHH! IT’S A BROWN SUGAR GLAZE!!!

    (I know it’s a rerun, and I remember most of John’s stuff, but I actually don’t remember this one!)

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    Ralph Hapschatt  about 2 months ago

    …so we know who the truck driver is!

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    wildlandwaters  about 2 months ago

    as if things weren’t bad enuf…now he’s gotta spend eternity with this guy!

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    Mike Baldwin creator about 2 months ago

    Ha! Finally the Beach body you’ve always dreamed of!

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    the lost wizard  about 2 months ago

    Yeah, well my head is way more tanner than yours. :)

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    geese28  about 2 months ago

    On the way to being crisp

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    jbduncan  about 2 months ago

    Always an optimist in every crowd. Bah, humbug!

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    cuzinron47  about 2 months ago

    Such a positive attitude, he won’t last long.

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    Spence12 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    His pride followed him even to Hades.

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    Impkins  Premium Member about 2 months ago

    It’s not going to see daylight where I shove it. :)

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 2 months ago

    “D@mn that looks good!”

    “Hell yeah it does.”

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    DaBump Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I don’t care for the flippant view of hell, but it’s just a comic and boy does it nail that personality type.

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