Close to Home by John McPherson for May 14, 2024

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    C  2 months ago

    La dolce vita

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    Wilde Bill  2 months ago

    Always look on the bright side of life.

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member 2 months ago

    On the reverse side it says … BUT DEATH IS BETTER!

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    enigmamz  2 months ago

    The other choice was “I’m with stupid”

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    Dobie  Premium Member 2 months ago

    … but on the back, it says:

    “… and then you die!”

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    wirepunchr  2 months ago

    On the back we have

    “And all I got was this stupid T-shirt!”

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    ladykat  2 months ago

    For them to wear while they’re hanging around?

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    Lee26 Premium Member 2 months ago

    The good news is that they’ll have to unchain them to put them on.

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    DaBump Premium Member 2 months ago

    Yay.

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    mfrasca  2 months ago

    From the Pangloss fashion line.

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    jbduncan  2 months ago

    Will the t-shirts hide their stretchmarks?

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  2 months ago

    And, dinner tonight will be dungeoness crabs.

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    Al Bear  2 months ago

    Like the T-shirt you receive after finishing physical therapy.

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    Dobie  Premium Member 2 months ago

    Looks like a bunch of us were on the same page with the back of the T-shirt thing, (hey, great minds…) so I’m gonna change mine to a multiple choice.

    1. I’m not hangin’ around for a stupid T-Shirt!

    2. Wanna hang out?

    3. How much longer you wanna hang around?

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    Impkins  Premium Member 2 months ago

    Screw the T-shirt! I want the dungeon master’s hat!!!!!!!!! :)

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    cuzinron47  2 months ago

    This will make for a great commercial.

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    cuzinron47  2 months ago

    It’s good thing they are short sleeved, their arms are a little longer than when they arrived.

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    Buoy  2 months ago

    Keep your feet on the ground, and keep reaching for the sky! Well, one out of two ain’t bad.

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    BigBoy  2 months ago

    What is that black stuff everyone is shedding on the floor ? Ewww

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    the lost wizard  2 months ago

    For a real surprise wait until you see how we put them on you. :)

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    raybarb44  2 months ago

    So is Death……

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    mbrahms26  2 months ago

    Hang on, fellows!

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    geese28  2 months ago

    Oh the irony….probably need to be ironed as well

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