Close to Home by John McPherson for December 05, 2023

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    allen@home  8 months ago

    Getting the bill reduced. It might be worth it.

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    ronaldspence  8 months ago

    now she has a semicolon!

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    seanfear  8 months ago

    still beats the chicken suit

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    enigmamz  8 months ago

    How did he get his black eye?

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    blunebottle  8 months ago

    DrHappyGuts web site…probably a good one to buy.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 8 months ago

    Kiss my a**!

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    cdward  8 months ago

    I would need a 100% discount AND some cash upfront.

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    The Orange Mailman  8 months ago

    John has had since 2011 to get that website going. I’m fairly disappointed.

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    Dobie  Premium Member 8 months ago

    Another 2011 rerun. Looks like we have to entertain ourselves, again.

    My ol’ Grampa once told me: “Dobie, you need to keep all your skills sharp boy… ‘cause this ol’ world is full of nitwits, ne’er-do-wells, nincompoops, numbskulls, and knuckleheads. Now son, all five of those words sound like they start with an “N”, but one of ‘em starts with a “K” … and if you can’t figure out which one it is, then you are one!”

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    phritzg Premium Member 8 months ago

    Note to nurse: the urine drainage bag is supposed to hang below the patient, and on the side of the bed.

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    DaBump Premium Member 8 months ago

    I thought he was going to have her read that for his Vlog or podcast, or a regular commercial. Does anybody go around with a sandwich board anymore?

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    ckuiper  8 months ago

    Only in the United States does this cartoon make sense. The rest of the civilized world doesn’t need to worry about how to pay.

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    Just-me  8 months ago

    I left the doctor’s office the other day and on the way home got a text wanting me to rate the visit. (No, I didn’t read it while driving, I waited until I got home to read the text). Seem like I’m being asked to leave a review or give a rating on nearly everything.

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    Doug K  8 months ago

    How about I post that sign in my front yard?

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    epaphus8  8 months ago

    Do I get 50% off if I wear two?

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    Oh no Not Again  8 months ago

    My colonoscopy was covered 100% by insurance. No need for me to wear a sandwich board.

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    geese28  8 months ago

    Hmm so my gut and wallet should be happy?

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    HOTLOTUS1  8 months ago

    a little to close to the surgery. maybe it’s brown

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    random boredom  8 months ago

    4 months? I would need more than 25% discount.

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    AndromedaMike  8 months ago

    I wish it was true that doctors are so under-worked they are looking for patients, but it’s the opposite that seems to be true. The corporations that are running the hospitals seem to be so cost-cutting they have patients lined up like an assembly line and doctors running on a maximum time for each patient.

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    paranormal  8 months ago

    I wouldn’t go anywhere…

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    Zebrastripes  8 months ago

    IDE rather pay the bill. ☺️

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 8 months ago

    New medical insurance plan!

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    dlaemmerhirt999  8 months ago

    Try 100% off or no dice.

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    davewhamond creator 8 months ago

    So the IN and OUT ad isn’t for the burger joint?

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    Buckeye67  8 months ago

    That seems to be an odd way to hook up a colostomy bag.

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    ericlscott creator 8 months ago

    Better than the prep! I’ll do it!

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    pamela welch Premium Member 8 months ago

    I wonder how many of us googled drhappyguts? LOLOL - i haven’t … yet ;)

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    mistercatworks  8 months ago

    Influencer – old school

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