Close to Home by John McPherson for December 08, 2022

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    allen@home  3 months ago

    Read the name of the store you two.

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    seanfear  3 months ago

    What did you expect in Santa’s chain stores? Toys?

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    GROG Premium Member 3 months ago

    And really sad sacks at that.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 8bb645]  3 months ago

    Looking for a sack for my sax

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 3 months ago

    Absolutely. What part of “sacks” did you not understand?

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    TStyle78  3 months ago

    I like stores that keep it basic. Easier to decide on what to get.

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    MayCauseBurns  3 months ago

    Don’t go to Dicks Sporting Goods.

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    Doug K  3 months ago

    They’re allowed to take handbags into Sacks?

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    Ubintold  3 months ago

    Sack it to me.

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    P51Strega  3 months ago

    They had a visionary middle manager who wanted to expand the line; they sacked him.

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    Dobie  Premium Member 3 months ago

    Pro Health Tip: If it’s allergy season, and you’re sneezing a lot, carry a handkerchief soaked in chloroform. So when you sneeze, you can adequately cover your sneezes, and you can also catch up on that sleep you’ve been needing.

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    Ugh! Some name brands are as ugly as they come but people who live by the name will buy them anyways…dumb

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    comixbomix  3 months ago

    And you have to bring your own fifth.

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    Lee26 Premium Member 3 months ago

    You can put a lotta fifths in those sacks, lady.

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    brick10  3 months ago

    Just Sacks!

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    The Orange Mailman  3 months ago

    Not to be confused with Sacs Fifth Avenue.

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    Just-me  3 months ago

    Lemme see, knapsacks, lunch sacks, tote sacks, burlap sacks…

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    WCraft Premium Member 3 months ago

    If you want to be pedantic about the name, Im guessing they also sell the eponymous candy bars?

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    nyscotsman1  3 months ago

    Those sacks sure look like Depends.

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    timinwsac Premium Member 3 months ago

    At $1200 a pop.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  3 months ago

    Do they have an in-store commissary that sells nothing but sack lunches?

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    epaphus8  3 months ago

    If prices go up much more, sacks are what I’ll be wearing.

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    geese28  3 months ago

    I’m disappointed in “Dollar tree” for obvious reasons

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    Elder Lee  3 months ago

    How would the bags be used? Just asking.

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    cuzinron47  3 months ago

    They don’t even sell anything to put in the sacks.

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    CrzyDyeman  3 months ago

    Second floor is violins.

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    eb110americana  3 months ago

    You were expecting…a strip club?

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    namelocdet  3 months ago

    Yup! If you want clothes, then go to Saks.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 3 months ago

    That place just sacks!

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    MRBLUESKY529  3 months ago

    What’s a sack?

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