Close to Home by John McPherson for September 29, 2022

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    allen@home  4 months ago

    Well now get cracking. The kitchen is full of flies.

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    ronaldspence  4 months ago

    Swatcaliber!

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    jasonsnakelover  4 months ago

    Does this make her Queen Arthrine or whatever the girl’s version of Arthur is as far as names go?

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    Copy-&-Paste  4 months ago

    “Long live the Swatted Queen!”

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    Dobie  Premium Member 4 months ago

    Before that, she was Lady Spatula! … and yes, you’re right! She killed flies with the same spatula she used for flippin’ burgers!

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    geese28  4 months ago

    And with one mighty slap she quickly defeated beelzebub, lord of the flies

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    pathamil  4 months ago

    Now her only competition is the cafeteria lady who shoved the thing into the stone…

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    guyjen2004 Premium Member 4 months ago

    I was thinking spatula in the mashed potatoes. :-/

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    Homerville Premium Member 4 months ago

    The CHOSEN ONE !!!!

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    Next competition is in the Science Lab. First person to completely dissect a Tarantula wins a free Cheesey Tatter-tot lunch, with a slice of chocolate cake!

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    rhpii  4 months ago

    Stone? That’s overcooked oatmeal.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Meal loaf for everyone. Let the word go forth. There is a new Queen of the cafeteria! Vermin beware. Your days are numbered.

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    WCraft Premium Member 4 months ago

    Odd – I’d have thought it would’ve been a spatula or a large spoon…

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    timinwsac Premium Member 4 months ago

    No hair nets?

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    paranormal  4 months ago

    That stone is really years old grease…

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    Buckeye67  4 months ago

    Bleeb appears to have found a target rich environment.

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    BigBoy  4 months ago

    SWAT Charlene’s new nickname

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    spaced man spliff Premium Member 4 months ago

    Back in the day when there were actual cafeteria ladies serving food on plates…..

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