Close to Home by John McPherson for September 26, 2022

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    Wilde Bill  over 1 year ago

    “You might want to have a doctor look at that mole on your left…”

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    Copy-&-Paste  over 1 year ago

    In his declining years those red shorts became ’SUPER Absorbent Depends.’

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    ronaldspence  over 1 year ago

    Man of Steel looks a little rusty..:

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    In his declining years, Superman has also lost his filter a little. Like so many others, he finds it difficult not to say whatever comes into his head … or comment on whatever he sees in this case.

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    This is only his day job! He’s still active at night….

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    jbduncan  over 1 year ago

    Rated R for “raunchy”.

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    Dobie  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Okay, so at this stage of his life, he may need a little supervision!

    Get it? It’s a play on the words supervision and “super vision”, because Superman has … and he… … never mind!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I wonder if it’s possible to hook those airport scanners up to virtual reality headsets. With a little facial recognition and a touch of interpol database it could be a game changer.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago

    And, luckily for him, his invulnerability protected him from the multiple slaps he received each day.

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    Lee Taplinger  over 1 year ago

    He used to undress Lois Lane with his eyes.

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    geese28  over 1 year ago

    Oh my the hidden things he must’ve seen being with TSA

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    Impkins  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    He’s probably not even gonna notice Bleeb. Or think it’s one of his meds running around loose. Hiya Bleeb! They’re saving you a seat next to her. :)

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    cuzinron47  over 1 year ago

    OK Sup, sometimes it’s better to say what you don’t see.

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    cuzinron47  over 1 year ago

    In his declining years, he also became a little perverted.

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    mbrahms26  over 1 year ago

    By the way, you’re pregnant!

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    spaced man spliff  over 1 year ago

    The effects of kryptonite varied from comic episode to episode. In one, k. didn’t affect his super-breath; in another it did. Same discrepancy with X-ray vision.

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