Close to Home by John McPherson for August 08, 2022

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    allen@home  4 months ago

    Well he doesn’t have to worry about it know.

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    ronaldspence  4 months ago

    if that is a beer gut, he wouldn’t need embalming, he would be pickled!

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    C  4 months ago

    Just gets you in the gut

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    enigmamz  4 months ago

    That… that might have been something else…

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    Copy-&-Paste  4 months ago

    It’s not him I feel sorry for, it’s the poor Pallbearers that carry the casket I pity.

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    Farside99  4 months ago

    They have to bury him…that much fat would ignite a fire that would burn down the crematorium.

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    geese28  4 months ago

    Itll decompose into a six pack soon enough

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    Prey  4 months ago

    Lets hope it is a beer belly and not gas, he´s being cremated and the fire service is busy.

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    Znox11  4 months ago

    I was thinking it was going to be a Viagra punchline.

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    CrimsonOne18  4 months ago

    Bleeb should be in the pink flowers, then he would have been easier to spot. Maybe he’s hiding from Dalcon.

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    scpandich  4 months ago

    Hi, Bleeb. (said in a quiet, subdued manner befitting the circumstances)

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    jbduncan  4 months ago

    Obesity wins again.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 4 months ago

    He’s in luck. Death is a great diet. The weight literally falls off.

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    I didn’t realize they had expandable coffins these day! Humpf

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    Dobie  Premium Member 4 months ago

    His tombstone will read… “He always trusted his gut”

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    WCraft Premium Member 4 months ago

    And he was only 32…

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    Doug K  4 months ago

    Then again, it’s kind of like you can still see him, even though the casket is closed.

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    yox465  4 months ago

    Made me laugh out loud! What more can you ask for first thing on a Monday morning?

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    cactusbob333  4 months ago

    Maybe that isn’t his gut. Maybe he’s happy to see you.

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    The Orange Mailman  4 months ago

    Not sure who needs to read this but a spoonerism of beer gut is gear butt.

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    paranormal  4 months ago

    Are you sure it’s not the Pillsbury Dough Boy

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    rbullfogg  4 months ago

    Bleep has great camo here!

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    cuzinron47  4 months ago

    That’s why I’m being cremated, my beer gut won’t fit in a coffin.

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    Impkins & Patsnozzle Premium Member 4 months ago

    Okay, Bleeb!!!!!!! We’re ready for the wake!!!!!!! burp. :)

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    Aficionado  4 months ago

    Yes, Bleeb is well concealed, but badly out of position.

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    PoodleGroomer  4 months ago

    This is another good use for 4wd tilt-bed towtrucks. Cable drag pickup and dropoff.

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    Chris Sherlock  4 months ago

    Today’s strip is truly gut wrenching.

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